Are You Obsessed With Me? Were You Obsessed With Me? Will You Be Obsessed With Me? When Will You Be Obsessed

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

did u feel tht telepathic message i sent u

I get a small wave of depression every time I see myself in a mirror. it feels like a punch in the gut, and I honestly have no idea what I should do about it

dysphoria really sucks, like, you'd really think I'd be used to how I look by now

can someone hold my hand and tell me it’ll all be okay please

honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

think about how many people could leave their abusers if housing was affordable/free