I Say Shit Like "If My Memory Serves Me" Knowing Damn Well It Serves The Dark Lord

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

this might come as a surprise but I might have issues not sure tho

this will get to the right people

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

I am not meant for casual love. I was born for soul consuming love and obsession.

i am actually very normal about everything that has ever happened to me

i love them so much, all of them

every little bit and piece of them

it's all so perfect

i want them to be in my life forever and ever

they mean everything to me

they are the best thing in my life

they are so special and amazing

i am going to grow old with them

i love them to death chat

how can someone be so absolutely wonderful?