I Would Marry Myrtle And Bob In A Heartbeat If I Could

"Well, I was no stranger to losing blood but usually I wasn’t asked to give it up quite so nicely. Sure, the guy was still brusque in his own highfalutin way, but I’d seen the look on the young fellas face — and I knew a thing or two about hunger myself — so it seemed only fair to help the guy out, (even if the process made me feel kinda woozy)....”

— Detective Noir / Vampire AU (part 2)

A sibling trip to the Gotham City Zoo!

Jay + leatherjacket + helmet hair

Get yourself someone who sees you the way rottmnt artists see NYC at night

ah, the strains of a sea shanty drifting into my garden while everyone is isolated in lockdown. it’s quite lovely to just sit and bask for a while

aabriya absolutely Yeeting rekha’s dice (both times!!) is inspirational

hob?? and rue???? has instantly shot up into the most compelling dynamic in the campaign for me

hob, used to being undermined and disregarded, not thinking that anything he says would have an impact on this elegant, ethereal being

and rue, always seen as self-possessed and in control, having their world rocked by the words and actions of this honourable, genuinely-trying -his-best goblin far beyond their expectation

what a masterclass by oscar montoya and brennan, wow

i’ll never get over the fact that the bad kids is just like… The Literal Elven Oracle, The Prophet Of A Forgotten God, Two Famous Rockstars, and then like… Fabian and Riz.

emily axford with gift of gab is truly op

brennan and aabriya having an aside commiserating about it was great. dm-to-weary-dm communication

zelda (and brennan tbh) just caving and calling it the “jed quest” is extremely funny to me