“...and His Name Will Be Known To Him Before It Is Known To Any Other”

cody getting the most ridiculous magic item i’ve ever seen and rolling a nat 1 (and just beefing it)...

yeah, the dice know what they’re doing

[ID: a lineup of the Batfamily (Nightwing, Batgirl, Tim Drake, Red Hood without his helmet, Batman, and Robin) sitting at a table with tea cups. They all have little hats on that's allowing the Mad Hatter to mind control them. END ID]

(original panel below)

alfred in wonderland - batman tales: once upon a crime

[ID: the panel above but not edited. There's children sitting on the other side of the table and Alfred is watching. Everyone has a tea cup and there's serveral plates and platters of cakes, cookies, and pies. Clock King says, "Alas, we are here!" The Mad Hatter replies, "Alice? That does not look like Alice! Shame on you. You got my hopes up. And I have no ladder to receive them when they go that high." END ID]

i didn’t know i wanted it, but now that it’s been said i’m fully YEARNING for content in which cody calls kugrash “master splinter” to his face

murph vehemently trying to make sure cody gets his due is just:

ID: a person in a dark red shirt gesturing towards the camera, saying “when will you learn that your actions have consequences?”

​‘did someone just out-astrology me?’ is another quintessentially ally beardsley quote

Bruce is on time out :(

zelda feeling self-conscious about not being able to contribute to the skill checks at the library and choosing violence on the guard as her help action is Extremely Good

Get yourself someone who sees you the way rottmnt artists see NYC at night

i’ll never get over the fact that the bad kids is just like… The Literal Elven Oracle, The Prophet Of A Forgotten God, Two Famous Rockstars, and then like… Fabian and Riz.

Last summer