The Fact That Bruce Banner Canonically Did Pet Play In A Comic Wasn't The Tipe Of Trivia That I Was Expecting

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forgot i had this in my drafts. anyways this is literally how that conversation went.

Leaked scene from Issue #33 of The Strangest Man Alive 

...you must be so fucking disappointed now, like it make absolute sense but they simply throw it away

DS:MOM WWH tease?????

WAIT Y’ALL–THIS MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS NEWS HAS MY MIND RACING ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!

OK, SO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FILM IS GONNA INTRODUCE??

THE ILLUMINATI!! (AKA A GROUP OF MARVEL’S SMARTEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN WHO LEAD A SUPER SECRET GROUP TO TRY AND SAVE THE WORLD)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ENDED UP DOING??

FUCKING UP EVERYTHING!!! CAUSE THEY WERE ASSHOLES.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY FUCKED WITH THE MOST?????

HULK. MY FAVE. MY BOY.

WHAT’D THEY DO TO HIM????

SENT HIS ASS INTO SPACE AGAINST HIS WILL, THINKING HE’D NEVER RETURN. 

YOU KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING???

HE CAME BACK AND FUCKED UP EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN A BOMB-ASS BOOK CALLED “WORLD. WAR. HULK.”

Y’ALL. REMEMBER THE RUMORS FROM OCTOBER???????

BRO NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY I WOULD JUST–MULTIVERSAL WORLD WAR HULK. ZFSVGFKJSDHAHFJADSI.UHKGHUJ/SFDLGH.KA.DJHLTKBK

that's because you've never experienced the epic high and lows of comic reading

Bruce Banner wears brown slacks and they DO get ripped to shreds when he turns into the hulk, who comes with his own purple pants. The purple hulk sized pants come from the same dimension as the extra muscle and bone mass.

Bruce is very defensive about it, and gets fussy if you ask him.

Carl: Markus is in that particular age when boys only think about one thing.

Leo: Girls?

Markus: Revolution