memes from the starfleet ensigns group chat
I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way
There was ALMOST a Hulk movie in 1998… With a 30 FOOT TALL ANIMATRONIC! 🦾
...you must be so fucking disappointed now, like it make absolute sense but they simply throw it away
WAIT Y’ALL–THIS MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS NEWS HAS MY MIND RACING ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!
OK, SO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FILM IS GONNA INTRODUCE??
THE ILLUMINATI!! (AKA A GROUP OF MARVEL’S SMARTEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN WHO LEAD A SUPER SECRET GROUP TO TRY AND SAVE THE WORLD)
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ENDED UP DOING??
FUCKING UP EVERYTHING!!! CAUSE THEY WERE ASSHOLES.
BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY FUCKED WITH THE MOST?????
HULK. MY FAVE. MY BOY.
WHAT’D THEY DO TO HIM????
SENT HIS ASS INTO SPACE AGAINST HIS WILL, THINKING HE’D NEVER RETURN.
YOU KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING???
HE CAME BACK AND FUCKED UP EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN A BOMB-ASS BOOK CALLED “WORLD. WAR. HULK.”
Y’ALL. REMEMBER THE RUMORS FROM OCTOBER???????
BRO NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY I WOULD JUST–MULTIVERSAL WORLD WAR HULK. ZFSVGFKJSDHAHFJADSI.UHKGHUJ/SFDLGH.KA.DJHLTKBK
He's a pretty pretty princess to me...
[sourced from Indestructible Hulk]