Found This In My Art Folder And I Cant Stop Laughing 💀

Samuel Sterns & Samuel Sterns shitpost

(for more of my Detroit memes you can check the "L3-800 Detroit meme" hashtag) (sound not needed)

this happened in champions trust me I was there

...you must be so fucking disappointed now, like it make absolute sense but they simply throw it away

DS:MOM WWH tease?????

WAIT Y’ALL–THIS MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS NEWS HAS MY MIND RACING ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!

OK, SO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FILM IS GONNA INTRODUCE??

THE ILLUMINATI!! (AKA A GROUP OF MARVEL’S SMARTEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN WHO LEAD A SUPER SECRET GROUP TO TRY AND SAVE THE WORLD)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ENDED UP DOING??

FUCKING UP EVERYTHING!!! CAUSE THEY WERE ASSHOLES.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY FUCKED WITH THE MOST?????

HULK. MY FAVE. MY BOY.

WHAT’D THEY DO TO HIM????

SENT HIS ASS INTO SPACE AGAINST HIS WILL, THINKING HE’D NEVER RETURN. 

YOU KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING???

HE CAME BACK AND FUCKED UP EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN A BOMB-ASS BOOK CALLED “WORLD. WAR. HULK.”

Y’ALL. REMEMBER THE RUMORS FROM OCTOBER???????

BRO NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY I WOULD JUST–MULTIVERSAL WORLD WAR HULK. ZFSVGFKJSDHAHFJADSI.UHKGHUJ/SFDLGH.KA.DJHLTKBK

actually whenever i tell people that bruce even has children they're stunned but yeah he had four? teenage children and had four teen sidekicks over the years and he's abandoned all of them. repeatedly.

Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

Hercules #1 Amadeus defender

Uno:-Good morning everyone!

Uno:-God has let me live for another day

Uno:-And i'm about to make it everyone's problem

We do

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.