...you must be so fucking disappointed now, like it make absolute sense but they simply throw it away
WAIT Y’ALL–THIS MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS NEWS HAS MY MIND RACING ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!
OK, SO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FILM IS GONNA INTRODUCE??
THE ILLUMINATI!! (AKA A GROUP OF MARVEL’S SMARTEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN WHO LEAD A SUPER SECRET GROUP TO TRY AND SAVE THE WORLD)
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ENDED UP DOING??
FUCKING UP EVERYTHING!!! CAUSE THEY WERE ASSHOLES.
BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY FUCKED WITH THE MOST?????
HULK. MY FAVE. MY BOY.
WHAT’D THEY DO TO HIM????
SENT HIS ASS INTO SPACE AGAINST HIS WILL, THINKING HE’D NEVER RETURN.
YOU KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING???
HE CAME BACK AND FUCKED UP EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN A BOMB-ASS BOOK CALLED “WORLD. WAR. HULK.”
Y’ALL. REMEMBER THE RUMORS FROM OCTOBER???????
BRO NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY I WOULD JUST–MULTIVERSAL WORLD WAR HULK. ZFSVGFKJSDHAHFJADSI.UHKGHUJ/SFDLGH.KA.DJHLTKBK
Uno:-Good morning everyone!
Uno:-God has let me live for another day
Uno:-And i'm about to make it everyone's problem
thinking a post is about bruce (banner) but it's actually about bruce (batman)
thinking fanart is about bruce (banner) but it's actually about herbert west (reanimator)
We crave for a more slide of life run of the hulk
they need to . quit torturing bruce & hulk. why can't the system just have a good time for once. why is it always "wife dies planet gets blown up has to live forever smashes planets gets shot into space by his friends etc" and not "has a good time with his good friends and loved ones" huh.
the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy