Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*
Steven would passive-aggressively make his boss homemade orange juice with just SLIGHTLY too much pulp
Hehehe there's my silly smirk >:3 If only I could get the purple streaks in my hair too :(
Also, you thought I wouldn't @eric-the-bmo ??? It's your turn now @emissary-of-stuff /lh
using this picrew make it look like you :D
no magical color eyes
Make it look as much like you as possible
you can do whatever with the background and stuff tho
Tagging: @ranboothesillyartist @raccoon-in-a-dumpster @i-ate-your-children @anonymouscringe @spideygal @seagull-dustin @sotogalmo @maecraft @i-like-cats-and-stars36 @ascendeddd @astertheabbs
@deadpuppetboi @connectionterminated13
my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?
Also btw trump recognizing only "the two biological sexes" harms intersex people too. I am a researcher of sex and it's affects on disease, and sex is far more complicated than "two sexes" and it always will be. Sex is multifaceted and there are far more than two binary sexes. Keep that in mind too. Don't fall into bioessentialism as you fight for trans people and intersex people.
Milky Way Over Easter Island
Hello there!I'm just your average person trying to do some above average thingsI like rambling about my ocs and random stuffThey/She
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