Afriendlylittlehobbit - Afriendlylittlehobbit

i absolutely adore Sam Gamgee but the people who go "Sam is stronger than Frodo" have the worst take, and also have never gone through depression. they don't know.

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

"i would notice if you switched, so you must be faking"

bitch I can't even tell if i switched 80% of the time

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

“only people with DID can use the term system” “created systems aren’t REAL - an endo” “technically you’re not really plural if-“

OHHHH MY GODDDDDD WHO CARESSSSSSS [hits my bong]