My 2025 Resolution Is To Abandon The Ways Of Man And Take Up Life As A Hobbit.

Like and reblog if you’re asexual

OR if you believe that asexuality is real. I’m trying to prove a point here.

Love the subtle fourth wall break

phineas and ferb + jokes about imitable behavior

Council of Elrond

EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY ARMS! EXTRA GUTS AND GLORY ON THE SIDE! THIS HERE! THIS IS A TALKING FISHBONE!

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B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls

I NEED THIS

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Literally would watch this on repeat.

Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.

I love this cast

This is sending me like why are they attacking him 😭😭😭

Tolkien: shut up *throws book*

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home