Just You And Me Honey Bear

Just realizing my favorite male characters in books are sassy little shits

"You can't interfere!" Tynan shouts at Xaden.

"No, but I can narrate," Xaden retorts.

— Moments that made me get on board with Xaden

"No," said Merry. "It's no good getting under cover. That's just what people have been doing, and just what these ruffians like... No, we've got to do something at once!"

"Do what?" said Pippin.

"Raise the Shire," said Merry. "Now! Wake all our people. They hate all this, you can see! All of them except one or two rascals and fools that want to be important. But not all understand what's really going on. The Shire-folk have been so comfortable so long they don't know what to do. They just want a match, though, and they'll all go up in fire."

- The Scouring of the Shire, The Return of the King, JRR Tolkien

Xaden throughout onyx storm

I love them, your honor

Alex "it's all in the hips" Claremont-Diaz:

Watching Return of the King right now instead of the election

broke: watching the election coverage

woke: watching lord of the rings

obligatory gnomeo and juliet crossover

I like to say my horse is scared of dinosaurs because she isn’t very spooky except about big birds. The neighbors have an emu and we can’t really walk past it. The herons make her snorty and dragony. And I’ve nearly fallen off multiple times because of turkeys.

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

like to charge, reblog to cast <3