Tairn, After A Full Day Of Stopping Violet From Falling To Her Death, Handling The Raging Hormones Of

He’s so unhinged I love him so much

I know everyone talks about how Tolkien infused his war ptsd into LOTR but did you know he wrote letters to his kids from 'santa' and they include a full on war with goblins to save Christmas?? And polar bears and elves (the shelf kind) getting injured and starving like this man could never be chill he had to have a battle and I love that for him

Alex "it's all in the hips" Claremont-Diaz:

I don’t think he’d testify against him in the first place

I’m imagining Gus doing Shawn’s taxes or looking at them or something because Shawn’s like something’s off but I’m not sure what.

And Gus realizes they’re different because Shawn is apparently married according to the U.S government.

Something he as Shawn’s best friend would have known, and something Shawn definitely should have known.

But it turns out Pierre forged a marriage between him and Shawn so Shawn can’t testify against him in court.

Shawn does nothing to divorce him.

So I'm putting together a vid of "The Empyrean as Vines" and I thought I would post a little sneak peek of some of my personal favorites!❤️

I'll post the full vid on YouTube soon! (it's a little long lol)

I like to say my horse is scared of dinosaurs because she isn’t very spooky except about big birds. The neighbors have an emu and we can’t really walk past it. The herons make her snorty and dragony. And I’ve nearly fallen off multiple times because of turkeys.

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

NO ONE in that dome was breathing

my love is THE SEA HERSELF!!! 🎣🌊🪸

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Ugh I love them all

Aelin: “Get it? Because we should have died?”

They would totally make jokes like this and Rowan and Manon would be sick of their sh*t

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"Draw up the papers," Xaden says, gripping my chair.

Bile rises in my throat. What the fuck is he doing?

Cat's head snaps into our direction, Mira and Garrick both gawk, and Aaric continues eating.

I want the damned bond back now.

"Ah, there we go!" Faris claps twice. "What an excellent decision. Shall we go with three or four years?"

"Lifetime. Anything less is unacceptable." Xaden slides his hand to the back of my neck. "And her full name for the papers is Violet Sorrengail. Two Rs."

I'm torn between throwing a dagger at his chest and kissing the shit out of him.

-Onyx Storm

🐸 It's not easy being...in a toxic relationship with Miss Piggy

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