I’m A Simple Girl I See A Man With Big Arms And A Kind Heart And I Get A Little Stupid

Imagine hanging out with Jason (as friends) and he lets you rummage through the pockets of the leather jacket he’s wearing

He watches you with a soft gaze. You reaching into his pockets, is the closest he’s had to nonviolent physical touch in so long.

You pull out a pocket knife, he’s already confiscating it

Some random bullets, a scrap of a shopping list, a receipt, cherry chapstick, and one of your hair ties (the one he’s not wearing on his wrist)

going feral for all of these.

god vinnie hacker is just so fine it hurts😮‍💨😮‍💨

sorry this is real

if a 6'5 princess boy dragged me around his museum home and said the sentance "dead rellies, dead rellies, daddys old teddy, shakespears folio" id scream "sex me here" make him correct me and then prove my fucking point. ill suck that dick so hard he would be transported back to shakespears time and get him to rewrite it personally.

corset and tutu mini skirt by stolen stores 𓆩♡𓆪

ive said it before and i'll say it again. oscar piastri would be perfect as the only human in a muppet movie

john galliano spring/summer 18

what the fuck