I Swear I Remember Being So Happy In The Credits That I Got To Listen To Reginald’s Story In The Credits

Heyyyyy

Sorry about the lack of posts in the past few days. My motivation is evaporating like Juniper’s rizz, and when I do, it’s usually to create stuff for the ieytd musical. I’ll try my best to keep up😅

(Heyy it's me, I'm back from the dead, and I saw your rp request, you can choose the location)

[There is a sound of a window shattering and a young man with messy (this is my Phoenix) black hair swings in Tarzan style and runs through the room, a Zoraxis agent hot on his tail]

Pheonix sneaks behind the Zoraxis agent

“LOOKING FOR SOME THING BUDDY?! CATCH!” He throws a small grenade at the Zoraxis employee, fending them off

Ieytd lore #8 (I think?) Descending into the next life Part 2

⚠️Warnings⚠️: Get out your tissues this is gonna be some heavy angst

Low power…..

LOW POWER?!

The agents’ stood there in utter disbelief and hopelessness No…no this can’t be it…Less than a minute was left. They gave it all they had…only to fail now?! Her success only a fickle illusion, she shoved her hands against her face, silently breaking down. How were they gonna find power in less than a minute. Both of them silently admitted it was safe to say it was over. They’d lost. Pheonix looked toward the briefcase…the abort button had familiar hooks. He couldn’t withhold the gasp that escaped him as it began to click….”….Pheoness…” Pheoness looked at him with teary eyes as he pointed at the power storage box and realization lit up in her eyes as well. Reginald also started to realize “No….no….Agents! You’ll fall to your deaths….! T-there’s gotta be another way…” His desperate plea ringing through their ears. The two agents looked at each other, a silent agreement as they took out one clip each. 30 seconds remaining. They had to do this. It was inevitable. The sacrifice had to be made, even if it meant death for both of them. If they’d have a choice to save themselves or the world, they’d choose the world. Every. Single. Time. “Together…?” Phoenix gently took her hand, caressing the back of her hand with the gentlest touch. For the first time ever, Pheoness saw tears run down Phoenix’s cheeks, leaving small trails down his face

“Together.”

They both plugged their clips in before pressing the abort button. It was done. No going back.

The elevator shook under their feet. There was only a few precious seconds left before it couldn’t hold them .“Well, I didn’t expect this…..” Zor sighed “I’ll be seeing you, agents. If you survive that is…” The snapping of elevator cords were audible above them. Pheoness took the earpiece she had, caressing the soft fabric of her mic. It was clear that Reginald was shocked silent from their decision. “Sorry, Reggie…” Pheoness responded, her voice grave but still full of affection. There was one thing she was dying to say, but she couldn’t do it. Not now “take care of the agency for us….” A few shaky breaths came from the other side before a small “Agents…” comes through the earpiece.

The final cord snaps and their fate is sealed

She remembers this part the most vividly. The feeling of stomach, along with her whole body, numbing. The sound of Reginald’s scream clashing with the explosions from the self destructing nuke. The only thing she would wish is to spend more time with her Reggie. She knew she’d have to part from him, though. It’s written in the contract of the agency. She hopes he’ll get over them after a while, the thought of seeing him cry killed her internally. But, other than that, she wouldn’t die any other way. The lighting of the explosions were actually kind of cool, like something from the movies. She looked at Pheonix, looking all around him in a panic. “Kid, it’s okay…” she says, causing Phoenix to look up at her. She glides over to him, taking him into a gentle embrace. “Is it really gonna be over…?” He whimpers, burying her head in his chest. She nods “But it all turns out good in the end, right? Reginald’s going to be fine without us…someday…and all of those lives will be saved from Zor’s wrath. Like super spies.” He laughs softly “We ARE super spies…” Phoenix wraps his arms around her waist, pulling her closer “….Love you, Phee-Phee.”

She tears up slightly, looking down at the agent who’s developed into her best friend and somewhat of a little brother. All of the adventures they had together, the laughs and blood and sweat and tears they shared together. But she’s glad she spent it with a family who loves her for her.

“Love you too, Pheonix….”

Those were her last words before they crashed into the Earth, departed to an infinite black void.

Until she hears sobbing

Pheoness groans softly, looking up. Nothing but debris and ashes remain of the building. That and Phoenix’s lifeless body, which the figure is kneeled in front of. No….not again.

“What are you doing here…?” Pheoness demands “W..wasn’t this how it’s supposed to end?” The figure turns around, its eyes stone cold, but obviously hiding vulnerability. “No…..he…he wasn’t supposed to die…..” “Well explain. Now.”

It sighs “Only Pheonix was supposed to be on that elevator, not you. You were supposed to be dead. TWICE! I thought even if you’re alive, you wouldn’t intervene, but no! You had to mess up everything! Now…I..I can’t revive him….I maybe able to help if….” It grabs her shoulders with an iron grip “Listen, punk. I’m going to give you one last chance. Go back in your body, and try your best to heal him. If he’s in a good enough condition, I can revive him. You better fix what you miss or else I’m making your life a living hell! You got that?” She nods, looking down at the body. His limbs were mangled and broken and his body was covered in countless injuries, but his lips were twisted upwards slightly.. he was smiling…? “Just get back in your body..I don’t want to see your face anymore…” Pheoness turned to it, nodding silently before hopping back in her own body. Before, she didn’t feel any pain, but now very much alive, every cut, wound, and broken bone felt like torture. Blood pooled and blinded one of her eyes, leaving only one to see with. Every step felt like dying all over again. But she had to carry on, she had to be strong for Phoenix. She picks him up on her back, holding back her moans of pain as she does so. Looking around, it was strangely quiet. Not like deafening silence, a peaceful kind. In the distance, about a mile from them, was a building. It wasn’t quite recognizable yet, but as they got closer, she was able to make out the shape, then the true size. It was a decently large building but it seemed to be abandoned. No window on the building was intact and no power seemed to be coming from it. Pheoness knocked on the door, just in case. No reply. After a minute, she was able to open the door that was barricaded by tons of spider webs. Not very roomy, but it’ll do. She sets him down on a nearby table. Only a few odd creaks came from it, but she was fairly certain it could hold him unlike that elevator . The bandages in her pocket were bloody, but could soak up a few more liters, so she wrapped them around his wounds. She collapsed next to him afterwards, exhaustion taking over her. “I’ll see you soon.” She whispered before slipping away from consciousness

Oh boy, what a night it’s been

Tags: @pandagobrr @wyvchard @juniperfan17

Art Trade with @stellar-collective !!!!

Aaaaaah! I’m so glad I got this done early!!!!!!! Sorry the text is a little small, I didn’t think it would convert the text smaller😅 I love your style for these two and they’re so cute!!!

Character designs are from @stellar-collective

My thoughts as 2 am

Roxanna: People who sleep without socks scare me. Reginald: People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted. Pheoness: People who sleep are weird

Pheonix: I WaS A SoCk OnCe!!!!

If one for Reginald is made this is what I would do

Scream

cry happy tears

Roll on the floor clutching my phone

Vibrate through the ground

You get the idea

I completely forgot to post this but a while ago I had an idea - IEYTD but like one of those dating sims - so here!

Also one without my Phoenix so, if you want to, feel free to draw your Phoenix in (Please tag me if you do! I love seeing people’s designs)

I will definitely be doing more of these with other characters!

Info about my two lil babies

Agent Pheonix:

He/him

35 years old

Loves arson and fire in general

ADHD fr

Been in the agency for 11 years

Has scrapes and burn marks that increase as he gets through more missions

Loves goofing off

Energetic little brother energy

Loves causing chaos

Changes gloves in different missions

Loves setting Pheoness up with Reggie and annoying her in general

Thinks of Pheoness as a big sister/mom

Acts innocent but can make the most dirty jokes if desired

Has begged agency to get him an office puppy

Agent Pheoness:

She/her

49 years old

Major Asexual

PTSD and Anxiety:(

Has been in the agency for most of her life

Prefers tuxes and suits over dresses

Also has several cut and burns marks but has distinctive hand prints at times from being slapped by administration

Burns her hand after KBOOM and gets a robotic one

Chaotic but tired gremlin

Cant resist food (Especially cake)

Loves making sarcastic or snarky comments to hide her vulnerabilities

Growing fondness for Reginald

Doesn’t feel good enough for her friends at times

Internally feels bad for the people she sees injured or killed, even if they work for Zor.

Knows she’s smart but doesn’t want to make Pheonix feel dumb in comparison

Loves her friends deep down though

Thinks of Pheonix as an annoying little brother

Has begged the agency to get her an office kitten

I just realized this pic didn’t show the full box

dw its open, he’s just taking a nappy

Hey @stellar-collective

Remember when I stole your Reggie

he’s in a box now

No context

Just box

MY HEART

imagine your f/o trying to take care of you after a long day.

"would you like something to eat, sweetheart? would you like a cup of tea?"

"I can run you a bath, if you'd like. after that, we can cuddle up in bed."

"ah ah, stay there. I'll go get it for you, okay? just rest."

Ooh! If it’s interesting, may I join?

another year, another October drawing challenge! this’ll be— gosh, my fifth year doing one of these! i’ll reblog the prompt list i’ll be doing in just a minute. i might not post all of my challenge drawings but you guys will see a couple at least :P

in the meantime, requests may slow down a bit, but i’ll still be working on them in between challenge pieces!