IEYTD Lore #1 Pheoness’s Beginnings
IEYTD Lore #1 Pheoness’s Beginnings
(I totally forgot to give info on how Pheoness acted when she started working with Reginald and Pheonix so here you go!)
Pheoness hears the door of her office creak open just enough to slip an earpiece in her office before it is closed again. Great. Another new Handler. Her track record of Handlers is…not great to say the least. She wouldn’t be surprised if they ditched her for another agent, just like the others. The sound of her phone ringing interrupted her thought process. She picks it up, hearing the familiar voice on the other end, it was Pheonix. She remembers him during spy training. He was so young, so innocent to what he’ll be experiencing here. “Hey Pheoness! You got the earpiece too?” The two were put in an Agent duo, two agents that would work closely together on similar missions and even do them together at times. She doesn’t want to watch the poor thing get slowly withered by the duties they have to fulfill here, but the higher ups gave her no choice. It also means they will have the same Handler. “Yea, Pheonix I got it.” She responded unenthusiastically, getting the earpiece and putting it in her ear, a man who sounded like he was in his 50s came from the earpiece “Greetings Agents, I will be your handler, I will guide you if needed.” Pheonix nodded a cheerful “okay” while Pheoness rolled her eyes “And lemme guess, you just sit on your butt all day while we’re out here risking our lives?” There it was. She just HAD to make another snarky comment. She couldn’t help it though, it was in her nature to shut people out, and she couldn’t even say sorry due to her stubbornness. There seemed to be silence from both The Handler and Pheonix for a little while before Handler spoke up “Well, looks like someone has an attitude.” He replied with a slightly exhausted tone “I’m so sorry, sir. She doesn’t mean it!” Pheonix said in a panic “Oh, it’s really alright..I have heard your reports Mrs Pheoness. I saw you were a wild card so I took the job.” “Yea, that’s what they all say until they reach their snapping point.” She scoffed “Can you at least keep your comments to yourself for 5 minutes so I can explain your first mission?” She thought about it for a second before sighing “Fine, say what you need to say, Handler.”
And that’s how Operation Friendly Skies began:)
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A few minutes later
Worker on the P.A: will a Reginald Crane come pick up their child at the front desk?
*the gang goes shopping*
Reginald: okay, Phoenix, no wandering off. In order to keep you out of trouble, one of us will be holding your hand at all times so you can't leave.
Phoenix: *looking down at both of their empty hands ten minutes later when everyone else got distracted and walked away* ... Hm...
Phoenix: *slips away from the group so quietly no one notices* a shadow in the night.
Day 3 of Handler Week
Just a silly lil pic of an AU where Pheonix and Pheoness actually die. Poor guy🥺
POV: Handler exists
Me:
Absolutely Joining:D
Greetings Agent! Headquarters has been organising its annual gift exchange!
We're looking for artists and writers to contribute!
The form will close on the 4th of December at 9:00am UTC and your prompts will be sent out on the 5th
All participants will be expected to have their gifts ready to post/share on the 25th
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If anyone has any questions, feel free to reach out! My ask box is always open!
Sorry guys I’m not dead🙏
I’ve been really busy during school that I e been in a state of inactivity. I will try to get more art/lore out asap:]
Info about my two lil babies
Agent Pheonix:
He/him
35 years old
Loves arson and fire in general
ADHD fr
Been in the agency for 11 years
Has scrapes and burn marks that increase as he gets through more missions
Loves goofing off
Energetic little brother energy
Loves causing chaos
Changes gloves in different missions
Loves setting Pheoness up with Reggie and annoying her in general
Thinks of Pheoness as a big sister/mom
Acts innocent but can make the most dirty jokes if desired
Has begged agency to get him an office puppy
Agent Pheoness:
She/her
49 years old
Major Asexual
PTSD and Anxiety:(
Has been in the agency for most of her life
Prefers tuxes and suits over dresses
Also has several cut and burns marks but has distinctive hand prints at times from being slapped by administration
Burns her hand after KBOOM and gets a robotic one
Chaotic but tired gremlin
Cant resist food (Especially cake)
Loves making sarcastic or snarky comments to hide her vulnerabilities
Growing fondness for Reginald
Doesn’t feel good enough for her friends at times
Internally feels bad for the people she sees injured or killed, even if they work for Zor.
Knows she’s smart but doesn’t want to make Pheonix feel dumb in comparison
Loves her friends deep down though
Thinks of Pheonix as an annoying little brother
Has begged the agency to get her an office kitten
Pheonix: >:)
@brain-is-a-toaster 's Bluenix here. I was sent here by @pandagobrr in regards to the agents stuck in towers?
"Oh hi! I was expecting you. So, what do you know so far?"
(Sorry for this interruptions of regular ieytd posts but I feel like I have to address this)
so glad you used Asexuals as an example for this:D
Yes, it’s true Aces and other not other well known labels haven’t faced as much discrimination as gays, bisexuals or lesbians, it’s still there. I will use asexuality (Which is actually my sexuality) Asexuals, especially with growing up in this generation, have faced a constant pressure of having to be sexualized and even wikapedia has a whole article for discrimination aces people face .
I don’t know if you notice but saying things like that can really hurt people. That’s kinda like saying “I’m anti-racist!” But makes assumptions about a smaller-known race like Native Hawaiian or Alaska natives.
if you don’t support the other less well known labels, then your not an ally. Sorry!
(For all my wonderful aces that may stumble upon this. Know that you are valid and respected! 🖤🩶🤍💜)
You keep calling queer people drama queens, but is it really dramatic to be bothered by people being actively hostile to us and constantly calling us slurs? I very very genuinely don't understand what seems dramatic about that
Maybe you aren't easily bothered by things like that, which is great, you must be very confident, but please realise that constantly hearing that a harmless trait you were born with is wrong for your entire life massively impacts mental health, and as a result, sometimes physical health too. Queer people are bullied, called slurs, sometimes victims of violence and abuse for being queer, and in cases of queer people living with their families sometimes kicked out and become homeless because they came out/got outed.
From an outside perspective I can understand why some people see queer people as dramatic, but when you live this experience it's clear that's not what's happening in the vast majority of cases.
Again, real genuine question, can you please explain why you hold so much disdain for queer people? (without including slurs please)
I have nothing against gay, bi or lesbians; my family is gay.
My issue is with the bullshit labels which have been added in recent years. I have no respect for what some of you identify as and I find the majority of you dramatic and self obsessed. Reading about someone saying how strong asexuals are, for example makes me laugh - they haven't had to fight for centuries like gay people and are just whining drama queens.
If one for Reginald is made this is what I would do
Scream
cry happy tears
Roll on the floor clutching my phone
Vibrate through the ground
You get the idea
I completely forgot to post this but a while ago I had an idea - IEYTD but like one of those dating sims - so here!
Also one without my Phoenix so, if you want to, feel free to draw your Phoenix in (Please tag me if you do! I love seeing people’s designs)
I will definitely be doing more of these with other characters!
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
(Not that way, I’ll just find a way for him to mitosis)
I don’t care which character gets him pregnant hell have an oc do it but someone please get him pregnant
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