Respect You:]

Respect you:]

I genuinely cannot stand you and your account. Every time I make a new account, you're always the in selfship tags filling it up with your terrible art and shitty posts. You are a waste of space and no one in this community likes you. Your f/o (who isnt YOUR f/o by the way, stop calling him that) doesn't love you, he definitely thinks you're annoying and wouldn't love you in any universe. I want you to know that I have an entire group of selfshippers I'm friends with that wish you'd do the world a favor and kill yourself, just so you know. It doesn't matter if you block me, by the way, because I can and will make new accounts to try to make you feel like shit. I pray to God every day you get in a terrible accident and die a slow and painful death. You mischaracterize "your" f/o (just a reminder, he doesn't love you and wishes you were dead!), you make the entire selfshipping community look stupid, and you're a sharer, too, which means you don't actually love any of your f/os anyways. You should get off of Tumblr. I'm serious, several of my friends are skilled hackers and will dox you. You don't deserve any of the merchandise you own, you don't deserve to be happy, really. And don't even try to tell me that since I'm a proshipper this goes against my "antiharassment values" or whatever I'm sure you'll try to say, every single proshipper I've spoken to thinks you're a hypocritical, disgusting, terrible individual that doesn't deserve the likes and attention you get. I seriously cannot believe anyone will a brain follows you. They probably do because antis don't have brains. They're retards that like throwing pedophile accusations at anyone that breathes. You all are some of the most idiotic and stupid people I've ever seen in my entire life. I cannot stand you. No one likes you, any mutual you think you have is secretly hoping you die, and trust me, a few people I know who follow you or at the very least have reblogged your things are secret proshippers! Isn't that terrible? I'm sure you think so. Because you think we're so bad, don't you? You think that all of us are rapists and evil people that deserve the death penalty. Every time someone reblogs the art you make and says "otp" and "I ship it", just know they're lying to you, they don't believe that, in fact, everyone's out to get you and no one likes you. And that server you own? Just know no one in there likes you. All of the friends you probably think you have? They don't like being around you. He doesn't love you, no one loves you, and if you have more f/os, they don't like you either. Your familial f/os want to disown you, your platonic f/os wish you weren't friends with them, and every single romantic f/o you THINK YOU HAVE does not LOVE YOU they DON'T LOVE YOU and they NEVER WILL. THEY DON'T LOVE YOU. Every person I have talked to you about agrees they wish you didn't exist they wish you never made an account they wish you never started posting to selfship Tumblr. You are lucky that your main blog isn't linked here because if it was, I would be sending asks there too so you'd have to delete your main blog too, and maybe then you wouldn't come back to Tumblr. The entire selfship community hates you and your lazy posts that a five-year-old could write up. In fact, just so you know, I regularly steal your posts and post them to the proselfship tag and they get more attention than your blog. Antis are the minority in fandom, no one likes antis. Not a single person likes them, you're all braindead children who have no morals or understanding of the world. This website would be better without you on it. I know you'll post this, and I know that there's probably going to be people in the replies telling you that they love you so much and that you're a good person and that "your" f/o loves you but he doesn't love you and he never will love you and you're absolutely fucking delusional if you think so. I fucking hate you. I'll continue to ban evade until I can push you off of this website. You can't get away from me and I will dox you.

uh oh someone let grandpa out of the nursing home again. also you sound like an evil supervillain. you expect me to take this seriously? this CANNOT be serious I'm giggling so fucking hard

anyways, heres all the art i have of me and korekiyo!

also bad news buddy, i dont have any familial or platonic f/os. womp womp. go back to algebra class, lil bro.

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But please don’t punch anyone

Heyyyyy

Sorry about the lack of posts in the past few days. My motivation is evaporating like Juniper’s rizz, and when I do, it’s usually to create stuff for the ieytd musical. I’ll try my best to keep up😅

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ieytd ieytd fandom Sorrryyyyyyyyyy

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agentpheoness

8 months ago

IEYTD Lore #2 Operation: Death Engine (Prologue)

Before the mission

A mission in space?! Agent Pheoness has had some pretty interesting missions but this was another level. It was so nerve wracking that it actually made Agent Pheoness fidgety. As she was signing the papers for the mission, Handler came into her office “Hey, you seem to have a different reaction to the mission than Pheonix.” He says with a soft chuckle. She looks up, he was a sight for sore eyes at this point “Handler…hey…” he smiles at her “Um…I think we can lose the formalities, agent….my real name is Reginald…Reginald Crane.” She raises an eyebrow “Oh? I’m getting real names already?” She teased “Well, I trust you enough.” Trust? That word is very foreign to her and if we’re being honest, it made her heart stir a little. The smallest smile appears on her face “Uh…Pheoness is my real name actually. It’s a name I’ve been called for most of my life…” Handler puts a hand on her shoulder, gently caressing it. He could feel her tense up at his touch, but she slowly relaxes into the touch “I know you’re nervous, Pheoness, it’s a big mission. But I’m sure you and that rascally Pheonix have the intelligence and the strength to defeat Zoe’s death ray, just…don’t die.” Pheoness laughs “Easy for you to say…Reginald.” The sound of the both of them laughing fills the office, creating a tranquil atmosphere. She finishes the last of her paperwork “Okay, just gotta send these to the Director and me and Phoenix would be off to that space shuttle…and hopefully…not die.”

(Hehe, you only get the before the mission for now😈)

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i expect you to die ieytd the handler reginald crane ieytd fandom their dynamic tho the adorability is off the charts

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agentpheoness

4 months ago

”WHAT DID YOU GET ME INTO PHOENIX I HAVE TO FIGHT REGINALD NOW?! OH GOSH, ID PROBABLY CRUSH HIM IN A FIGHT!”

“Woah, woah, Phee. You can do either. It’s your choice…”

Pheoness sighs

“I wanna kiss that idiots face so bad..and then punch him so I don’t seem to lovey dovey. Can I do both?”

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

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agent phoenix agent pheoness agent 13 12

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agentpheoness

7 months ago

Ooh! If it’s interesting, may I join?

another year, another October drawing challenge! this’ll be— gosh, my fifth year doing one of these! i’ll reblog the prompt list i’ll be doing in just a minute. i might not post all of my challenge drawings but you guys will see a couple at least :P

in the meantime, requests may slow down a bit, but i’ll still be working on them in between challenge pieces!

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I’ve never done and October drawing challenge before

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