I was terrified of ieytd when I was first introduced to it. The logo looked creepy to me and the title of the game made me think it was some horror game (I didn’t buy it or watch the trailer at the time) and I just…appeared in an office. The first thing I did was light a cigarette:)
Also, I almost never play ieytd 1 because of frickin CHARLIE CALIENTE! He scares me so bad!!! I’m just minding my business, when this guy just pops out of an elevator and points a flamethrower at me!!!!!!
Me: WHAT WAS THAT My cousin: What was what? Me: A guy with no face just flamethrowered MY face off!!!! My cousin: Did you lock the elevator doors Me: After this I’m locking ALL the elevator doors!
(This was what happened according to my cousin)
I’m tempted to make a group with just lil guys adoption center. Just a lil place to post about the tiny creatures the Ieytd community has adopted. I think they’re rly cute🥰🥰🥰 (And also to keep track of who’s adopted and who’s not)
Of course, I’m gonna need @stellar-collective s persmission cause she created these adorable lil designs
”LEMME SEE LEMME SEE!”
(Heyy it's me, I'm back from the dead, and I saw your rp request, you can choose the location)
[There is a sound of a window shattering and a young man with messy (this is my Phoenix) black hair swings in Tarzan style and runs through the room, a Zoraxis agent hot on his tail]
Pheonix sneaks behind the Zoraxis agent
“LOOKING FOR SOME THING BUDDY?! CATCH!” He throws a small grenade at the Zoraxis employee, fending them off
Hey @stellar-collective
Remember when I stole your Reggie
he’s in a box now
No context
Just box
Just a silly lil pic of an AU where Pheonix and Pheoness actually die. Poor guy🥺
MY HEART
imagine your f/o trying to take care of you after a long day.
"would you like something to eat, sweetheart? would you like a cup of tea?"
"I can run you a bath, if you'd like. after that, we can cuddle up in bed."
"ah ah, stay there. I'll go get it for you, okay? just rest."
Agent Pheonix:
He/him
35 years old
Loves arson and fire in general
ADHD fr
Been in the agency for 11 years
Has scrapes and burn marks that increase as he gets through more missions
Loves goofing off
Energetic little brother energy
Loves causing chaos
Changes gloves in different missions
Loves setting Pheoness up with Reggie and annoying her in general
Thinks of Pheoness as a big sister/mom
Acts innocent but can make the most dirty jokes if desired
Has begged agency to get him an office puppy
Agent Pheoness:
She/her
49 years old
Major Asexual
PTSD and Anxiety:(
Has been in the agency for most of her life
Prefers tuxes and suits over dresses
Also has several cut and burns marks but has distinctive hand prints at times from being slapped by administration
Burns her hand after KBOOM and gets a robotic one
Chaotic but tired gremlin
Cant resist food (Especially cake)
Loves making sarcastic or snarky comments to hide her vulnerabilities
Growing fondness for Reginald
Doesn’t feel good enough for her friends at times
Internally feels bad for the people she sees injured or killed, even if they work for Zor.
Knows she’s smart but doesn’t want to make Pheonix feel dumb in comparison
Loves her friends deep down though
Thinks of Pheonix as an annoying little brother
Has begged the agency to get her an office kitten
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
(Not that way, I’ll just find a way for him to mitosis)
I don’t care which character gets him pregnant hell have an oc do it but someone please get him pregnant
*Pheoness takes a minute to think, since there are millions of agents she met*
“Friend or foe?”
Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.
He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"
@agent--shadow
”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair
I just realized this pic didn’t show the full box
dw its open, he’s just taking a nappy
Hey @stellar-collective
Remember when I stole your Reggie
he’s in a box now
No context
Just box
Hi! I love making ieytd art, comics and fanlore. Sander Sides Account: @underratedorangesideSelfship account: @a-sasi-selfshipper
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