I’m Going To Start Saying “sorry I Was Stimming” In An Indiana Jones Voice Forever Now

tosses u mice and runs away

*CUE MASSIVE AND LONG SIGH as I realize I'm slipping into another of my childhood obsessions I thought would never be relative to my life ever again* Hello Club Penguin, my old friend. I thought I was digging into a grave, and it turns out you were very much alive after all. Cool. Lets see how long this obsession lasts for!

This is going on the main blog because it's way too controversial for the Sonic blog, but- I wish the Sonic fandom could treat Eggman like how the Hollow Knight fandom treats the Pale King.

The Pale King, AKA, a character who is objectively a bad person and who did Horrible Warcrimes Things To Children, but is allowed to have multiple fan interpretations. No one's denying the Crimes but he's allowed to be interpreted as a nice person or a mean person fanfic-by-fanfic. Some fics write him as a great dad, or at the very least a dad who's trying his best. Others (the ones more closely aligned to canon, arguably), write him as a horrible dad, or sometimes not even a dad at all.

Levels of meow-meow-ification with this character are also regulated in this way. Fics range from "he did nothing wrong!" to "he did everything wrong" and there's no fighting about it. It's a very effective institution of "don't like don't read".

There isn't any fighting about this. Nobody in the Hollow Knight tag is writing essays about "um Actually??? he's a horrible person so if you think otherwise. . .". All views of this character exist simultaneously, and people enjoy these different interpretations of this character side-by-side, jumping from "good dad" fic to "bad dad" fic with just a single click.

And GOD I wish that were the case for one Dr. Ivo Robotnik Eggman. I want to click on one fic where he's torturing children and then click to the next where he's giving them nothing more than an evil cackle and a pat on the back. This dude can contain multitudes.

"But Eggman has more canon!" bro the Sonic fandom has been ignoring canon it doesn't like for the past two decades. Why should we stop now??

I love the gender turtle

WHO TAUGHT HIM TO GET SILLY LIKE THAT🤔

There should be a goth nite in club penguin tbh

New year new pranks new glue new phone but same old Rookie

Once again posting that my Coms are open!!

I accept through PayPal!

Most info is on my KoFi account but I’m planning to open a new com soon for around 5-10 slots each around 20$

I will be doing cartoon style drawings only, no realism, and only animal characters

No tech, no humans, only animals or simple creatures

I will be working on a YCH post soon to follow up this one, and it will be for 3 specific fandoms only

MLP

Club Penguin

Furry

If you’d like any details or wish to ask questions don’t hesitate to message me✨

Edit: if this does well enough I’ll add a couple more fandoms to pick from

And if possible, please reblog this so it can get more attention, Ty 🩵

Some quick jetkie sketches for Valentine’s Day :3

Fact #661

Source: Club Penguin Magazine, issue #21