Unmute

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

happy friday gays

Reblog to massage my aching back

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

Oh my God, I think I need to sleep.

The people on this website are so, so weird.

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

It feels like it's been so much longer, and yet no time at all.