Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
Inspired by that one tumblr blue™ post
reblog for sample size!
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean “one foot out of the closet.”
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean “trying to get attention.”
lesbian does not mean “masculine.”
gay does not mean “feminine.”
transgender does not mean “going through a phase.”
transsexual does not mean “a disappointment.” nor does it mean “gender identity confusion.”
asexual does not mean “prude.”
demisexual does not mean “prude.”
pansexual does not mean “easy.”
heterosexual does not mean “normal”
Your does not mean “you are”
sexual activity
how you dress
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy