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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean “one foot out of the closet.”
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean “trying to get attention.”
lesbian does not mean “masculine.”
gay does not mean “feminine.”
transgender does not mean “going through a phase.”
transsexual does not mean “a disappointment.” nor does it mean “gender identity confusion.”
asexual does not mean “prude.”
demisexual does not mean “prude.”
pansexual does not mean “easy.”
heterosexual does not mean “normal”
Your does not mean “you are”
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Questioning And Everytime We Touch I Get This Feeling And Everytime We Kiss I Swear I Can Fly
My favourite little x men thing is when someone is like "Give up, Magneto! You stand no chance against this plastic weapon/gun/suit I have built!"
And Magneto is like "I see. Whatever will I do."
and throws the surrounding infrastructure at them.
TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.
via ift.tt
Reblog to massage my aching back
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
Reblog for greater sample size.
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
where is any higher quality version of this image
Grindr? But I hardly know 'er! 🤣
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.
mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
you already know