Why Was This Literally Me

they ate with the 2017 google and 2013-2015 apple

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

i didn't realize they were using neos and i thought they just wrote with a german accent TTWTT

listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs

real i fear

(i'm not that ugly but i think she's straight)

Finally talking to my crush practically everything single day!!! (⺣◡⺣)♡

However, I just so happen to be ugly and annoying so I don’t have a chance <3

Sigh.. the way the world works…

So super duper insanely fucked up and disgusting that methane has 4 hydrogen atoms. Fuck you methane you stupid maidenless bitch

Accidentally took a big swig of a tequila cocktail and now I'm watching despicable me 3

on god this movie is sm funnier than I remember

Consider me newly pro-french government

Bronies

like

@ascendingconures

Fr!!!! Pls talk to me y'all I'm so bored and u guys r so cool!!!

"Can mutuals DM you?" moots can kick me, punch me in the throat, spit on my face, saw me in half, kiss me, obsess over me, stalk me idgaf

idk man there's just smth abt women...

girls?

G-Girls...

...pretty......

Big fan of girls....hellyea...

I love it when girls...