Canon: Characters Hate Eachother, Constantly Compete, Rude To Eachother, Have Relationships With Other

Last week I slept at 7 am. No kidding.

me: *has to get up early*

me at 1am:

MBAV fic recommends masterpost

Most of these are from years ago and some are unfinished and left on a cliffhanger (just like the show hahaha)

Benny/Ethan: Just guys being guys, bros being bros, playing spin the bottle and being super uh, good bros: https://archiveofourown.org/works/337760

Cute cuddling, super fluff: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11326176

Benny and Ethan keep making out everywhere, no wonder they keep getting caught: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11313480

Benny and Ethan are finally cool enough to be at a highschool party! This is what they always wanted, right?: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8920516

A wicked snowstorm hits Whitechapel and knocks out the power, these two boys gotta find a way to stay warm: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4080553

Can you believe that Mbav never had a beach episode? If they did it’s probably be like this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1267774

Sleeping beauty Benny: http://archiveofourown.org/works/734320

Another Sleeping beauty Benny: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1992834

More cute, cuddling boys (but this time with Sarah/Erica on the side): http://archiveofourown.org/works/712488

After knowing Ethan for years, Benny can confidently say, he can easily read Ethan based on his body language: http://archiveofourown.org/works/554162

It was just a normal day until Ethan gets a strange vision of him…. and Benny?: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4601229

The story of all three kisses Benny has ever scored (Ethan didn’t know of any of these, and one of them is especially… shocking to him): http://archiveofourown.org/works/481221

Ethan thinks that maybe, almost becoming a vampire has some… side effects: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1267612

!!!ANGST!!!ANGST!!!ANGST!!! Benny wakes up in a world where he doesn’t know Ethan: http://archiveofourown.org/works/337786

Benny’s having trouble with a particular art project and goes to Ethan for help: http://archiveofourown.org/works/337784

Trans!Ethan (no romantic ships, only platonic): http://archiveofourown.org/works/2472710/chapters/5484503

Title pretty much says it all: http://archiveofourown.org/works/337780

Ethan sees something he shouldn’t: http://archiveofourown.org/works/337778

(College/Future AU) Benny thinks about the last day that he spent with Ethan before Ethan went off to college, about how he never told Ethan how he felt, about the fork that they placed in the road: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4584396/chapters/10442298

!!!ANGST!!!ANGST!!!ANGST!!! The first time Benny is taken to his parents’ gave is when he was five: http://archiveofourown.org/works/337777

Ethan gets a vision that could ruin everything: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7867550/1/That-Vision

The gang plays seven minutes in heaven: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10967221/1/

Ethan plans to finally confess to Benny, but someone or something gets in the way: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12347054/1/Fourteen-Reasons-Why-I-Fell-In-Love-With-Benny-Weir

Benny’s birthday!: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11680563/1/Benny-s-Birthday-Surprise

Ethan’s birthday!: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11386288/1/The-Best-Birthday-Ever

What happens after that classic video chat scene: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7982354/1/Would-It-Be-That-Bad

Both boys decide they’re going to confess to eachother: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7807605/1/Confession

There’s literally no Sarah/Erica fics that I can find and I take that as a personal threat. Anyway, these are all the ones I’ve read and that I recommend, there’s like 47 pages of mbav fanfiction on fanfiction.net so there’s probably some hidden gems in there. (I’m so sorry that this is so long)

It is funny how the words "liberal" and "liberalism", in the US, have a very different meaning from what we say here. Here, "liberal" is more aligned with the right wing in economic matters. Liberals defend the end of state-owned intervention in economics and less taxes, it is more related to that than behaviour or social believes. Liberalism benefits the rich as it also defends the end of public institutions like the health public system or universities. This is why it is associated with right-wingers. On social aspects, they tend to be more conservatives, but maybe you'll see liberal activist who support gay marriage or the legalization of marijuana, but also they are pro-gun and against abortion (individual freedom).

There are left winger liberals, but this is a ehole other storie.

Being pregnant with Tom's child would include...

Finding out the very next day he left for his latest movie press tour

Panicking because you knew he’d be gone for at least five or six months

“Shit, what am I going to do?”

Telling your best friend first

“Shit Y/N, what are you going to do?”

“Why thank you for your help!”

Deciding not to tell him until he came home

Him worrying one day he called you because you were extra sensitive and missed him a lot

Your mom going to your scans and check-ups with you

“Congratulations, you’re having twins”

“WHAT THE F-”

Calling Tom like every two hours after knowing this

“Baby, when are you coming back?”

“I dunno, probably in like two months, why?”

“Oh… nothing, I just miss you so much!”

Crying everytime after hanging up

Except one time you didn’t

And Tom heard you sobbing your lungs out

And he got so worried he took the first flight home

He arrived late at night

Only to find you laying on your side on the couch, with a duvet, watching a movie and eating chocolate covered popcorn

“Y/N?”

Dropping the bowl

Looking at him with wide eyes

“Tom?”

“Yeah, it’s me baby, are you alright?”

You immediately standing up to run and hug him

Your five-month belly already showing under your pajamas

Running to his arms and him holding you, shocked, believing he was imagining things

But when you pulled away

And he saw you

He couldn’t believe his eyes

“Y/N what the fuck”

“…surprise?”

Him asking a LOT of questions

“How long have you known?”

“How far along are you?”

“Is it a boy or a girl?”

“TWINS?”

“Oh my I need to sit”

Showing him all the scan pictures you got

“Tom… are you crying?”

“No, I just, I got something in my eye it’s all”

Tom apologising for being absent for so long

And calling EVERYONE

“HAZ, I’M HAVING TWINS! Well, Y/N is, but, ya know what I mean…”

“Mom, guess what? We’re having twins!”

“Jacob, oh my goodness, I’m going to be a dad! TWINS!”

Him having to go back to work but promising he’d spend every minute with you as soon as the tour is over

But you offered him a different deal

And leaving with him for the rest of the tour

The whole cast of the movie taking care of you by Tom’s request

Especially Harrison

“Y/N why are you standing up you need to sit down here take my chair”

“I CAN’T SIT DOWN, HARRISON”

Going back home a month and half later

By then you were six and a half months pregnant

So, according to the doctor that left you like a month to prepare everything you needed

Tom refusing to let you carry anything heavy

Preparing and ensambling their nursery almost all by himself

You having to rest completely from the beginning of your seventh month

And just as the doctor predicted,

you went into early labor…

…a month and half early

“Tom, the babies are coming.”

Pop punk problem #29

When you wanna leave your town, live in a pizza shop, wear nothing but band shirts & ripped jeans while listening to Simple Plan but your parents just don't understand you..

let's 👏👏👏 belittle 👏👏👏 other types of 👏👏👏 female body 👏👏👏 so I'll feel more 👏👏👏 attractive 👏👏👏

eurocentric beauty standards are not only like (geek voice) oppressive but they’re… not… cute? like why is having the most tiny body possible attractive i hate white people for making these lies up 😂 What’s cute about looking like a broomstick with no lips

Nunca me identifiquei tanto assim com algo na minha vida

people who don't wear glasses who are writing characters who wear glasses;

they get fogged up when we drink hot beverages. they get smudged for no reason. we will push them up using anything in our area (i.e shoulder, whatever is in my hand, scrunching my nose up so they get pushed up, etc.). they get knocked off our faces all. the. fucking. time. when we change clothes we either take them off or they fall off when we pull our shirts off. we have to clean them after being in the rain. we own multiple pairs of them, not just one lone pair for our whole lives. most people don’t wear them in the pool, but some have extra old pairs for the pool (like me). some people take them off during sex, that’s fine! but some people keep them on. they don’t get squished into your face when you kiss (most of the time. at least from what i’ve experienced and i’ve got some mf big glasses). if we look down and look back up while you talk/to peek up at something, we will just peek blindly over the top of them. we clean them on whatever item of clothing is closest. some of us have prescription sunglasses and some of us wear contacts when we need to wear sunglasses. please keep some of these in mind when you write characters with glasses cause y'all who have 20/20 vision keep telling me all characters sleep in their glasses and own the same singular pair from age 6-25 and they never clean them.

fora bolsonaro, genocida de merda

Brazil’s Covid inquiry puts Bolsonaro on the back foot

President’s reputation battered as hearings describe handling of pandemic as inept

[Image description: Jair Bolsonaro.]

For the third time in a little over a month, Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro this weekend rallied thousands of his conservative support base in a noisy motorcycle demonstration dubbed “accelerate for Christ”.

Observers had little doubt about the populist leader’s motivation: he needed to show strength. Over the past two months, the former army captain’s reputation has been battered by a stream of revelations over his government’s handling of the Covid-19 pandemic, which have emerged in an official congressional investigation known as the CPI.

The CPI has cast the Brazilian government’s response as woefully inept and even hazardous to public health: from the president’s emphatic support for discredited remedies, such as chloroquine, to allegations that the government ignored dozens of emails regarding vaccine supply from Pfizer and even ran a parallel health ministry within the executive office.

“We had the time, we had the tools — an enviable primary healthcare-based system — but we delusionally insisted on the wrong paths,” said Luana Araujo, an infectious disease specialist, who testified at the hearings in Brasília. “Part of us still does. We chose to ignore the experience from the rest of the world, and this combination of arrogance and ignorance is far too dangerous.”

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Peter singing “The Best of Both Worlds” by Hannah Montana except he changes it up like

You get the Audi out front

All the trauma, all the death and destruction

Yeah, when you’re famous it can be kinda sad

It’s really you but only Ned discovers

In most ways you’re nothing like your friends

You’re making webs just like a spider

You get the worst of both worlds

Yeah, you turn to dust

Then watch Iron Man rust

You get the worst of both worlds

Mix it all together and you know that it’s the worst of both worlds