Mans Coming For That Oscar & Making Y’all MAD At The Same Time 💅🏼 Booked & Busy

Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

I don’t think any colonizer of fascist system ever had this kind of open brutality in history. Just look how disgusting they are .

THIS IS WHAT THE US GOVT. IS SUPPORTING. We claim the world has advanced, we are civilized. This is the picture of our civilization?

Conversation Prompt #66

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

Peter singing “The Best of Both Worlds” by Hannah Montana except he changes it up like

You get the Audi out front

All the trauma, all the death and destruction

Yeah, when you’re famous it can be kinda sad

It’s really you but only Ned discovers

In most ways you’re nothing like your friends

You’re making webs just like a spider

You get the worst of both worlds

Yeah, you turn to dust

Then watch Iron Man rust

You get the worst of both worlds

Mix it all together and you know that it’s the worst of both worlds

Being pregnant with Tom's child would include...

Finding out the very next day he left for his latest movie press tour

Panicking because you knew he’d be gone for at least five or six months

“Shit, what am I going to do?”

Telling your best friend first

“Shit Y/N, what are you going to do?”

“Why thank you for your help!”

Deciding not to tell him until he came home

Him worrying one day he called you because you were extra sensitive and missed him a lot

Your mom going to your scans and check-ups with you

“Congratulations, you’re having twins”

“WHAT THE F-”

Calling Tom like every two hours after knowing this

“Baby, when are you coming back?”

“I dunno, probably in like two months, why?”

“Oh… nothing, I just miss you so much!”

Crying everytime after hanging up

Except one time you didn’t

And Tom heard you sobbing your lungs out

And he got so worried he took the first flight home

He arrived late at night

Only to find you laying on your side on the couch, with a duvet, watching a movie and eating chocolate covered popcorn

“Y/N?”

Dropping the bowl

Looking at him with wide eyes

“Tom?”

“Yeah, it’s me baby, are you alright?”

You immediately standing up to run and hug him

Your five-month belly already showing under your pajamas

Running to his arms and him holding you, shocked, believing he was imagining things

But when you pulled away

And he saw you

He couldn’t believe his eyes

“Y/N what the fuck”

“…surprise?”

Him asking a LOT of questions

“How long have you known?”

“How far along are you?”

“Is it a boy or a girl?”

“TWINS?”

“Oh my I need to sit”

Showing him all the scan pictures you got

“Tom… are you crying?”

“No, I just, I got something in my eye it’s all”

Tom apologising for being absent for so long

And calling EVERYONE

“HAZ, I’M HAVING TWINS! Well, Y/N is, but, ya know what I mean…”

“Mom, guess what? We’re having twins!”

“Jacob, oh my goodness, I’m going to be a dad! TWINS!”

Him having to go back to work but promising he’d spend every minute with you as soon as the tour is over

But you offered him a different deal

And leaving with him for the rest of the tour

The whole cast of the movie taking care of you by Tom’s request

Especially Harrison

“Y/N why are you standing up you need to sit down here take my chair”

“I CAN’T SIT DOWN, HARRISON”

Going back home a month and half later

By then you were six and a half months pregnant

So, according to the doctor that left you like a month to prepare everything you needed

Tom refusing to let you carry anything heavy

Preparing and ensambling their nursery almost all by himself

You having to rest completely from the beginning of your seventh month

And just as the doctor predicted,

you went into early labor…

…a month and half early

“Tom, the babies are coming.”

7 Things Every Kid Needs to Hear

1. I love you

2. I’m proud of you

3. I’m sorry

4. I forgive you

5. I’m listening

6. This is your responsibility

7. You’ve got what it takes.

Josh Shipp

It is so fucking hard to be the only child of an immigrant father, specially if you are a girl. I feel like I'm being controlled all the time, I am almost eighteen and I still get yelled at for wearing sport pants, for wearing a dress, for staying out late. I can barely make friends because I'm afraid of my father, I feel more judged by him then by anyone else.

Me : i crave human interaction, love and friendship

Me : *opens ao3*

Me, 2-4 hours later : satisfaction