Forgot About Strongly Disliking Carter

I'LL BE HIS CHAIR

someone get this man a chair!!!!

Being trans is literally like going “I got a tattoo of a cat bc they are my favorite animal :)” and then a nationwide movement is created to go “but do you have proof that cats are your favorite animal? If we don’t have objective proof that cats are your favorite animal how can we know it’s okay to let you permanently alter your body? We should make tattoo parlors illegal because people might get tattoos of things that aren’t their actual favorite animal” like you realize you all sound insane right

Me: I really want to wear more cute and sexy clothes!

Also me: Nope texture. Nope tightness. Nope contour. Nope pattern.

All these development about the Luigi and Briana conundrum made me remember this tweet and it applies to the current situation so much

The people are finally asking why the fuck the orphan crushing machine exists

Let me know if you want to see more customized things. I don't have airpods lol. I'm broke.

MOON KNIGHT as textposts - pt 4 (pt 1, pt 2, pt 3)

we need this

I can't believe none of us cowards has yet to draw Matty's Daredevil suite as a red lace lingerie outfit topped by a red lace lingerie Daredevil mask.