A Classic

wheatley is having a moment

[ID: an mspaint drawing of wheatley from portal 2. he is sitting on the floor of a white-paneled chamber. he is deflated like a beach ball and crying, a pool of tears coming from his optic and collecting around him. above him in black impact text is "UUAAGGUHUHGHHGAUAGHHUGUHG *SNNFFF* AUWAUGUHUUHUHUHUGA" and below him is "AUUGUUHHHHHGAGUUHHGG UAUUHG", both in all caps. end ID]

"It's our final war

Tell me what's worth fighting for

When we know there's nothing more"

What if, whenever he's sent to solitary, entirely restrained and trapped with his own thoughts, Joker writes diaries.

It's canon that he knows Morse code, and that he's used it to communicate with other inmates through the walls. And it's also canon that he's the kind of guy who draws and scribbles and writes down thoughts and schemes. It definitely helps organize the chaos in his head... and if sensory deprivation gets thrown in, there's no doubt Joker goes a little more insane each time he's left utterly alone. He needs stimulation, and being made unable to move freely and given nothing for his mind to chew on must be torturous.

So maybe he writes journal entries in Morse code, tapping away with whatever limb he's got available. And maybe one day, entirely by accident, Bruce hears the pattern. He goes back to the Batcomputer and has it analyze all the data from Joker's cell that's available, has it translate the Morse code into text.

Bruce buries himself in the Cave for days on end, reading. What if there's some kind of crucial clue in there, after all? But they're all either letters to Batman, or to Joker himself. Sometimes they're entirely disjointed and make no sense, other times they're painfully self-aware. They're sad and contradictory, either describing Batman's death in graphic detail or begging him to come back, to save him, to kill him-- and Bruce won't ever be able to look at Joker the same way.

linkin park stickies

Meh…SquidGame…… half-life x squidgame orrrr, hmeh…….

of COURSE glados and lego batman would be besties...

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

We’re leaving, miss Vance.

I’ve always wondered how exactly Gman plucked young Alyx Vance from Black Mesa…

I need more of this version of joker just being silly look at him he's literally quoting the Grinch hello and unironically says mine is bigger like put this joker in media more please 😭 I'm tired of serious scary joker I want silly joker doing random shit just cause he can and fucking with people just for fun

Via the long Halloween issue I think 3 or 4 I'll double check tho and edit this so it is correct