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@lou-bean28 request - Would you be able to do Lando x sir jackie stewart granddaughter!reader ??!! I need it so badlyyyy
Summary: Lando never would've imagined an 85 year old F1 champion would help him find his person. But he was wrong.
Themes/warnings: Suggestions of smut but no smut
Word count: 1.4k
Sir Jackie Stewart is without a doubt a big name in F1 and he makes himself as present in as many ways as possible. And he is very much a friend of the drivers, to none one more than Lando Norris.
And with his granddaughter newly single after yet another man disappointed her, trying to use her for her name and grandfather's status rather than for her. Which Jackie thinks is a crime because y/n is the sweetest person alive and of his family, he feels that she is most deserving of the best love that she can get.
Recently after a meal in Bahrain, he concluded Lando is the man she deserves and he quite likes the idea of him officially being part of the family.
Sadly for both Lando and y/n, subtly has never and will never be Jackie's strongest trait.
"I going to go out on a whim here and say that he's late because he's not intending to show up." Y/n sighs softly while sitting across from Lando as they wait for her grandfather to show up to the meal he arranged with the two. Not that they had any clue that the other would be there when they agreed to the meal with the older man. "The man thinks he's a matchmaker."
"So I'm not the first man he's set you up with?"
"Oh you are the first, only because he's lost faith in my ability to choose a man on my own." Y/n laughs shaking her head at him while Lando winces a little at the dig at herself. "Sorry, if you knew my dating history you'd be laughing too, I promise."
"So Sir Jackie Stewart thinks I'm the man to change your bad luck?" Lando smirks a little leaning back in his chair as y/n counters him leaning closer on the table and resting her head in her hands. "We can count this as a date, but I will have to take you out another time that isn't set up."
"I guess I have no say in this but I wasn't about to decline a date with thee Lando Norris." Y/n shrugs with a small smile before they are greeted by the waitress to get their order.
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Y/n sighs arriving at breakfast the next morning with Jackie awaiting her and she sighs shaking her head as he smiles brightly at her with his telltale expression letting her know he is aware that the dinner with Lando went well.
He probably planted spies there to report back to him.
"Were you not feeling well last night? We missed you." Y/n comments making Jackie shrug.
"Getting old, y/n. I needed an earlier night and I just completely forgot." Jackie states simple then smiling. "Did you have a good time? Lando is a very nice young man. I thought the two of you would get along quite well."
"We did get along well. Might've been nice to mention ahead of time that he'd be there."
"Ah, that doesn't matter." Jackie dismisses shaking his head while y/n smiles at the older man with a sigh. "Lando and you are a good pair. I know these sorts of things. It comes with age."
"Oh right, of course." Y/n laughs then smiling at the waitress appears to take her order for breakfast.
After breakfast with her grandfather, they leave to get to the track where y/n sticks with the older man but he decides to get on a mission to find Lando since it's Thursday and Jackie really gets to do whatever the hell he pleases which includes dragging his granddaughter to the McLaren unit to find Lando.
"Hey, Jackie." Lando greets spotting him then leaning to look around him with a small smirk. "Hi, y/n."
"Y/n is bored and I have a few people to see so would you mind if I leave her here. I trust you."
"I'm sure you do." Y/n whispers to herself but both men hear her, not that Jackie acknowledges her at all since he feels his plan is just going along perfectly.
"I'll take care of her." Lando agrees while y/n feels like she's being treated as if she's not even in the room by this point.
"Great. I'll see you later, love. You two have fun." Jackie smiles before taking off with an impressive amount of speed for a man of his speed as the two watch him disappear and y/n sighs turning back to Lando who continues to smirk other.
"I don't actually need babysat by the way."
"Maybe I paid him off to bring you here." Lando shrugs making her roll her eyes at him.
Y/n has already fallen for Lando after their meal together. They hit it off exactly as Jackie wanted and y/n is wondering if maybe she should've just let him arrange a relationship for her years ago. After all Lando is hardly the first man that he's befriended that he could've set her up with.
But maybe this is the best timed so she can be with Lando and he makes sure that for the majority of the day unless he absolutely can't bring her around, he keeps her either by his side or within sight of him.
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"I don't know if I'm his favourite or you are." Y/n comments as she lies in bed next to Lando who just got a text from Jackie tell him to attend the next family gathering. "Also, we just had sex and you're prioritising texting my granda back."
"I would apologise but he's Sir Jackie Stewart and I want to make sure I stay on his good side." Lando shrugs then tossing his phone away. "Anyway, what do you mean we just had sex? This was an intermission, I'm not done."
"Feel like it's worse that you text him back during a pause." Y/n laughs while Lando shrugs unapologetically. "What is the family event then since I haven't even been informed of what's going on?"
"A cousin's birthday I think."
"Oh, news to me." Y/n laughs before climbs onto him to straddle him which makes Lando grunt a little from her weight pressing down on his crotch while her hands trail down his upper body. "Not that I hate my family, but talking about them while I'm naked with a man is a bit of a mood killer."
"Understood." Lando nods hoping that he's about to get the round 2 he was aiming for.
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The next race sees y/n attending with Lando and attention definitely snaps to them since whispers had been drifting around the F1 media sphere after the last race but then the rumours of Lando attending a Stewart family event also leaked.
Neither figured hiding it was going to be worth it or that it would last long.
"Apparently you're having a positive effect on my public image. The PR team love you for dating me." Lando comments as he walks into his drivers room from a team meeting.
"No surprise there. Have you seen my granda? He's a beloved man within F1 and by association, I am liked. Just wait till everyone finds out why we're dating." Y/n laughs while Lando hums. "He is here somewhere, probably taking all the credit he deserves for setting us up."
"If I get asked, I'll be giving him all the credit. Publicly thanking him." Lando hums leaning over and kissing her since she's lying on his physio bed. "You look comfortable there by the way. Having fun."
"Yeah, I didn't realise WAGs had such a cushty set up. This is nice." Y/n grins while Lando laughs and begins to change. "And I get a strip tease. You're really pulling out all the stops. You know you already got set up with me successfully. You don't have to slut yourself out-but equally now I've cleared my moral conscience. Please continue."
"Oh for fuck sake." Lando laughs while y/n smiles gesturing for him to get on with it. "What would your granda say?"
"Probably that he's happy to see we're getting on so well and he knew we would." Y/n comments in earnest and Lando actually feels like she hit the nail on the head with that comment.
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pairing: jack doohan x fem royal!reader
head up king, your tiara is falling
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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f1: thatâs something both franco and the alpine mechanics wonât want to see back⊠the argentine takes both himself and his teammate out of the race!
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user1: iâm so sorry all the karma got directed to you franco i was aiming for flĂĄvio i swear
user2: idk what kind of voodoo protection that old man has but even my etsy witch canât defeat it
user3: what if we ALL paid etsy witches?
user4: not gonna lie guys thereâs an easier way to deal with this⊠itâs called a dark alley and a charging car
user5: oh?!
user6: honestly? valid reaction at this point
alpinef1team: weâll get them next time!
user7: but who is getting YOU?
user8: sorry social media admin but iâm sad so i fear youâre going to have to hear about it
user9: how DARE you make jack do all of those stupid ass tiktoks and let me get attached :(
user10: making him do all of this social media stuff and didnât keep him around long enough to finish his soft launch
user11: do NOT remind me
user12: it was so carefully planned and everything
user13: really? thatâs what youâre angry about?
user12: let me live? iâm in mourning and thinking about his actual career will make me crash out heavier than the alpines today
user14: okay you have a point
user15: rip alpine you wouldâve love jack doohan ⊠oh wait!
user15: @alpinef1team CHOKE
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user15: oh WOW my comment collected some big likes
user15: oscar? yeah makes sense. daniel? cool aussie bromance. jack? obviously. y/n windsor? WHY THE FUCK IS THE PRINCESS OF ENGLAND IN MY LIKES?
user16: she has an account?
user17: itâs all her charity stuff mostly but she has been caught like sports stuff before lol
user18: y/n idk what kind of powers come with being a princess but i know youâre next in line so PLEASE GET JACK HIS SEAT BACK
user19: actually any seat will do weâre not fussy
user20: alpine⊠look at what youâve made us
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yourusername and jackdoohan: surprise! jack and i have finally decided to make our relationship public as we continue to prepare to settle down.
we first met many years ago when i was on duty at the british grand prix and met a very charming boy who was racing in formula 3 at the time, and i have been smitten ever since.
i have supported jack in his racing and wanted to make that support public in these particularly tough times.
while iâm sure this is a big shock for you all, we ask that you continue to respect our privacy.
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user21: iâm sorry
user21: WHAT THE FUCK
user21: i canât tell if this is helping my alpine induced misery or not
isackhadjar: HUH?
jackdoohan: you knew i was in a relationship ?
isackhadjar: iâm sorry but how was i meant to deduce that âmy girlfriend y/nâ actually means the princess of england
jackdoohan: do i not seem princely to you?
isackhadjar: do not try and set me up
isackhadjar: unless thereâs some eligible royals who can get down with a freaky lil guy like me
yourusername: probably not best to frame it that way?
isackhadjar: yes, your grace! (am i doing it right iâve only ever watched game of thrones)
yourusername: you can just call me y/n, isack
isackhadjar: OMG COOL
user22: so i thought this would excite me more but now im just thinking we couldâve gotten these type of reactions on film and in the paddock
user23: how do we know theyâre not being filmed
user24: iâm in their walls
oscarpiastri: what?
jackdoohan: can i have the aussie seat after you win the championship pretty please ?
oscarpiastri: i am not answering that until you tell me how the fuck you ended up in the british royal family?
jackdoohan: can you not read anymore? y/n explained it pretty well in the captionâŠ
oscarpiastri: iâm gonna need some more detail
yourusername: youâre more than welcome to come for some tea at ours oscar
oscarpiastri: AT THE PALACE?
oscarpiastri: i mean - yeah that sounds good to me!
kimiantonelli: ME TOO IM COMING TOO
olliebearman: i canât believe youâve not invited the only british rookie jack :(
jackdoohan: idk if you guys missed it but im not a rookie any more, im not even a driver
yourusername: enough of that, you can all come for tea and weâll do some visits to the london hospitals while weâre at it
gabrielbortoleto: yay count me in!!!
isackhadjar: today just keeps getting better and better
user25: dropping this news to distract from the fact that he got dropped for the far superior driver
user26: i wouldnât be surprised if his woman drops him for franco as well
yourusername: first of all, i am no oneâs âwomanâ get that right and second of all, jack is the kindest, funniest and most gentle man in the world and youâd have to move heaven and earth to take him away from me
jackdoohan: i love you <3
user27: oop - she told yall
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kimiantonelli: yo this royal stuff is kinda crazy âŠ
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user28: fomo has never fomo-ed this bad before
user29: the fact that she knew this would get a load of publicity so she used it for good >>
user30: and this is why sheâs my fave royal !!!
yourusername: i hope you had a wonderful time kimi! thank you so much for joining us.
kimiantonelli: are you kidding? that was insane !!!!
kimiantonelli: and also it was very fun to meet all of the children
kimiantonelli: but can we please take the aston martin for a spin again ???
jackdoohan: kimi ???
kimiantonelli: like y/n didnât tell us that you take her for drives in it all the time âŠ
jackdoohan: y/n ???
yourusername: what? youâre an amazing driver and i love watching you do what you love!
user31: i wish alpine werenât such FUCKHEADS i want this dynamic at silverstone so bad
user32: if they didnât fumble this bad we couldâve gotten a monaco situ where she couldâve presented the trophies every year
user33: you couldâve shot me and it wouldâve hurt less
maxverstappen1: hmm
charles_leclerc: hmmm
alexalbon: hmmmm
georgerussell63: hmmmmm
landonorris: hmmmmmm
carlossainz55: hmmmmmmm
lewishamilton: hmmmmmmmm
kimiantonelli: you guys good? sorry you werenât cool enough to be invited
maxverstappen1: iâm literally an officer in the order of orange-nassau???
lewishamilton: IM A SIR?
lewishamilton: I WAS LITERALLY KNIGHTED BY Y/N?
yourusername: sorry gentlemen, you shouldâve spoken up sooner. however, jack and i are hosting a charity ball between canada and the red bull ring?
alexalbon: IM SO THERE
alexalbon: iâm so there, security are telling me the ball is weeks away but im so there
charles_leclerc: YIPEE
georgerussell63: omg my first royal event⊠gasp!
user34: obsessed with how the grid get so excited about all of this
user35: max ⊠asking to go to an event ???
user36: and to think we couldâve had it every weekend :(
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yourusername: it was such an honour to host this dinner to raise funds for the youth art network! so many children in our country are being pushed out of artistic fields because of the lack of funding, hopefully with these funds and the continued support from jack and i, we can help keep britain creative!
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user37: theyâre actually so precious to me
user38: this is such a great initiative iâm so glad they do things like this with their money and time!
user39: iâve honestly never seen jack happier
user40: good for him!!! making the best out of a bad situation - this probably also means he wonât be going back to f1, at least not with alpine
francocolapinto: jack might not be in this garage anymore, but i'd still love a visit from you
user41: ummmmmmmm⊠what?
user42: this is really not cool
pierregasly: letâs delete this while you can
francocolapinto: shooters shoot, isnât that what you said?
pierregasly: yeah to a girl at the bar maybe, not a royal who is very clearly in a relationship
francocolapinto: i took his seat, i can take his girl too
yourusername: excuse me?
francocolapinto: youâre saying you canât give me one chance to convince you of my worth?
yourusername: at this point you have one chance to convince me why i shouldnât find the one legal loophole that means jack can kick your ass
francocolapinto: woah?
yourusername: thereâs no charming your way out of this one, franco. jack has done nothing to you and yet you allow your fans to send him countless death threats and flirt with his fiancĂ©e openly. find some respect for yourself franco, you wonât be this young forever.
user43: HOLY SMOKES
user44: i canât even get caught up on the way she snapped here because of the FIANCĂE mention
user45: no this bro mustâve been testing her patience because never in my life have i seen her snap at someone like that
user46: so valid from her though
user47: honestly iâd throw hands for less
jackdoohan: always an honour to just be at your side and help you achieve the wonderful things you do
yourusername: even when i accidentally reveal our engagement while having an argument on the internet
jackdoohan: especially then
yourusername: i love you!
yourusername: and i know doohan was a pretty cool name for merch before, but i feel like windsor could look pretty good on a car or a cap
jackdoohan: if it means i have a little piece of you wherever i go, sign me up
user48: aside from confirmation that heâs going to take her name - ON A CAR? doohan return confirmed ?
user49: they need to stop playing with my feelings so many times on one post
user50: so this might be a royal fuck up from franco right?
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f1: BREAKING: flĂĄvio briatore has been forced to resign from his position as team principal at alpine! princess y/n windsor and jack doohan attended the friday of the british grand prix where briatore was served by windsorâs legal team, who had found that the contracts given out by briatore were not legally binding. briatore left the paddock on the friday evening long before windsor and doohan, who were seen with a number of team personnel from across the paddock. Colapinto will complete this race weekend but his future with the team is now up in the air.
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user51: one moment of peace and quiet in f1, that's all i ask
user52: i can't even go to sleep without waking up to five breaking news graphics
user53: honestly? if they were all like this i wouldn't mind it...
user54: jack and y/n being in the likes is so funny to me
user55: babe they're not just in the likes, they were there in person to deliver the news
user56: i knew flavio should've been worried when the relationship was revealed... those royals WILL have the best lawyers
user57: i mean i only just found out that flavio is/was jack's manager?
user58: HE WAS JACK'S MANAGER?
user59: i know their lawyer was just as bamboozled as us
pierregasly: CAN I PLEASE GET A DRINK? PLEASE?
user60: bro it's only friday ...
pierregasly: I HAVE NO TP? I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH MY TEAM?
jackdoohan: our bad!
pierregasly: no yall did what you had to do but i was hoping i could maybe get a bottle of something top shelf for my troubles
kikacgomes: and maybe a horse ride at the palace ???
charles_leclerc: can leo meet the corgis???
lewishamilton: u.k. met gala when?
jackdoohan: oh so i get engaged to a princess and suddenly you all want to be my friend?
pierregasly: WOAH ignore all of them, we're the victims here!
yourusername: at this point, if we can turn it into a charity event, we can do whatever you want
maxverstappen1: this is a dangerous precedent
maxverstappen1: and i'm willing to find the limits
user61: i'm having visions of the f1 grid at a royal wedding...
user62: does max know he can't wear skinny jeans to a royal wedding?
maxverstappen1: please refer to my last comment
user63: does he know that the secret service can shoot him on sight if he does wear them?
maxverstappen1: HUH?
jackdoohan: that's true... they told me themselves!
yourusername: jack...
jackdoohan: i am protecting the dress code of our future wedding!
kimiantonelli: i guess you could say he's royally screwed
kimiantonelli: ????
kimiantonelli: i thought it was funny :(
kimiantonelli: no worries guys y/n told me irl she thought it was funny
kimiantonelli: WAIT
kimiantonelli: I SAID NOTHING
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jackdoohan: jack WINdsor at your duty! i've been given a second chance at my dream, but i wouldn't be here without my family and my amazing fiancee. i promise i'll make you proud.
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user64: i WILL not cry about this
user65: i tried not to but BABY JACK
user66: i think people forget how young he still is :(
yourusername: i'll forever be proud of you, my love. no matter what
yourusername: however, i think the palace would look extra dashing with some trophies ...
jackdoohan: for you? anything
yourusername: oh my charming boy, i'm not sure i want to share you with f1 again so soon
jackdoohan: but you will come with me won't you?
yourusername: to be without you is a thorn in my side
user67: FUCK ME THEY'RE SO CUTE
user68: i love them so much
user69: i don't think yall are ready for the level of paddock fashion we're going to get with a literal princess...
user70: wait - what happens when as inherits the throne?
user71: i think jack would have to retire
user72: WHAT?
user73: that's just how the royal life is
jackdoohan: and i'll do it
yourusername: i appreciate the concern everyone, but my mother is in good health and has many, many years left as queen
user74: jack doohan/windsor first kilf (king i would like to fuck)
user74: i've been blocked by y/n ????
user74: AND JACK?
oscarpiastri: you got MARRIED WITHOUT US ???
jackdoohan: once again, can you not read a caption?
oscarpiastri: oh lol.
oscarpiastri: i just saw windsor and started yelling at my phone
user75: obsessed with how jack having a f1 seat is actually great for the british government
user76: diplomatic relations are on the UP because government officials come to races to meet and talk with y/n
user77: and the fact that they both still find time to do charity work in each country they go to.. theyâre so precious to me
yourusername: i never thought i'd be planning a royal wedding around the formula one calendar, but there's a first for everything
jackdoohan: but a summer wedding is so cute?
yourusername: i know, my love
yourusername: but flower picking via face time has been a struggle
jackdoohan: i know whatever you choose will be perfect
jackdoohan: just like you
yourusername: i love you, sweet talker
jackdoohan: i love you too sweetheart
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note: as you can tell I AM NOT HAPPY. i like franco but justice for my queen jack. updates for you all, other side of the moon chap 7 is about 80% done so that's exciting !!!! hope you are all good despite the many many horrors lol xx
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