Stomping On My Phone Like A Cigarette

“I can’t remember the last time I made a pinky promise.” “It feels nice to have something to look forward too.”

— The Yakuza’s Guide to Babysitting II S01E02

PLEASE. TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE. WHY ARE THERE NO EDITS OF THE ASL BROTHERS TO BROTHER BY KODALINE.

IK IM NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE THE CONNECTION-WHERE ARE THE EDITS??? I WANT TO CRY

ONE PIECE EDITORS HEAR MY PLEA (also if you have any send them to me or link them PLEASE)

Y/n: I need someone to fuck me--

Asmodeus: *looks excited while quickly getting up from his seat to run to you*

Y/n: --up in this video game 1000 times so I can get the achievement for being killed over 1000 times.

Asmodeus: ...Uh...What?

Leviathan: *excitedly pushes Asmo out of the way*

Leviathan: I GOT YOU, Y/N! LET'S DO THIS!!

“why does it sound like Jonah Scott?… OH MY GOD”

Here's a first look (listen?) at the English voice acting that will be added to A Date with Death, all thanks to everyone supporting our Kickstarter!

We're happy to have the wonderful @ImMrTransistor on board again to bring Casper to life.

Voice acting may release after Beyond the Bet is complete - we're still seeing how long each will take to record, edit and implement (it's a lot of lines!!!)

You'll be able to choose between English and Japanese voice acting, or neither if you prefer to voice him yourself.

Don't forget to check out our Kickstarter if you haven't already, too!

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

Damb,,,, it makes me so sad that he’s so undocumented(?) or just not as well loved as other characters because he’s LITERALLY my husband

I’m not surprised Bokuto rivaled him in screen time as Bokuto IS a fan favorite (he’s actually my little brothers fav)

I FELT that dog I SEVERELY need to be medicated for my anxiety it gets BAD

IKRRR I LOVE HIM🫶

BUT BOKUTO HAD MY ATTENTION THE ENTIRE TIME IM NGL MY MAN💞 (i was in fact wearing a fukurodani hoodie despite the fact they werent playing) yo ur brother has great taste 🤞

its crazy bc i just realized this the other day, but when i get anxious, it’s not really my hands that start shaking (i mean they do but not often) but my legs-there’s this specific muscle near my left knee that honestly bothers me bc it twitches a lot-but i’ll get so nervous that my legs start to feel funny and it feels like i cant walk or i’ll just fall

“sorority girls are so much nicer than alt girls” “alt girls are so much nicer than basic girls” “there’s something so freeing abt embracing feminine aesthetics” “there’s something so freeing abt breaking free from feminine standards and embracing the true self” what if we all just died instead. hm?

“lgbt people have been harassed and killed for showing off their sexuality and talking about the fact they have sex, sex has played a fundamental role in lgbt history” and “not feeling sexual attraction can be extremely alienating and asexual people are welcome here since they do not fit into the stereotypical idea of sexuality” are both things that can coexist. you know that right. they don’t cancel each other out

IM NOT DEAD GUYS

I plan to update soon, but I have a bunch of stuff I need to do first-both assignments, and personal stuff.

PLEASE BE PATIENT WHILE I HEAL FROM GETTING HIT BY A TRUCK OF WORK🙏🙏

i promise im not stalling im just so busy😭

mandatory midnight cupid’s chokehold

Rhythm of The Rain-chp.5

"One.. two." You and Maki lifted the table cloth in unison, spreading it over Yuuta's island table, and setting it up with food and snacks. "Good thing we got here earlier huh Yn? Yuuta has no idea how to set up for a party." "Right? You hardly had anything set up!," you laughed, elbowing him in the shoulder while he chuckled.

"Hey, It's not my fault I've never hosted a party before." "You set everything up soo boring," Maki adds, turning to pour a bag of chips into a bowl just as your phone lit up with a notification. "Oh, Yuuji says he's on his way now," "Oh shit," Yuuta frantically started looking around the room, making sure everything's in order, nothing out of place. "Relaxx, with me and Maki making sure everything's good your party's gonna go fineee."

Turning back around and throwing away the now empty bag, "How much do you wanna bet I'm gonna have to refill this bowl before anyone else gets here." "Awhhh, I love Yuuji but there's no way I can bet money against that." "Ughh boringg, Yuuta?" "I believe in him! $20!" "Wait! make it 40 so me and Maki can split it." "Yn!!" "what??" "Fine, but I'm telling Yuuji you made a bet against him."

"Oh wait," Maki starts going through the kitchen drawers. "Yuuta, where's your bottle opener?" "My what?" "Bottle Opener. The metal thing you use to take the tops off of bottles?" "Oh, I'm sorry I don't have one," he looks a bit embarrassed. "You don't?" "Noo," he let's out a short laugh, "I only drink canned stuff since I don't know how to open it with the thing."

Maki looks at him almost sympathetically, and you almost want to laugh at how she genuinely feels bad for him. "It's whatever, Yn could you go get my keys? There's a bottle opener keychain on it, It's in my bag in the other room." "Oh, sure. I'll be back in a bit." "Seriously Yuuta I can show you how to use it, it's actually not that hard.

When you come back with Maki's keys in hand, Yuuta's gone while Maki's back to the snacks, putting a pause on drinks. "Where'd Yuuta go?" "Oh, Toge just got here so he went out to greet him." "Oh, okay." After you handed her the keys, you thought it would be less awkward of an interaction between you and Inumaki if you were sat on the couch when he got there.

Moving to sit down, you decided to scroll on your phone a bit, at least until Yuuji got there. Soon enough, the front door opens and Inumaki walks in, by himself surprisingly. "Didn't Yuuta go out to greet you?" "Oh yeah, someone else got here so he's outside with them right now." "Oh alright," after that it was hard to hear what they were talking about so you tuned them out, well you tried to at least. Until you're met with the guy who's avoided you like the plague for the last three years standing awkwardly in front of you, with Maki nowhere to be found.

You look up at him, a bit confused, "Hi?" "Hi." Hard to work with but that's all he says, as if he doesn't want to waste his words on you. "Where'd Maki go?..." Not that you're surprised, but all he says in response is, "Bathroom." "Oh.. okay." How did you get here? You specifically went out of the way to avoid an awkward situation like this. Was he talking to you just to be nice? Or did he hate you so much that he'd go out of his way to make you uncomfortable?

Thankfully, your 'savior' (as he’d later call himself when you tell him about the encounter) walked in at just the right moment, prompting you an escape from the tense situation you were in. "Yuuji!" Without thinking, you immediately stood up and practically sprinted toward him in desperation, "Didn't Megumi come with you?" "Yoo! Yeah he's locking up the car, Yuuta's walking him in."

On queue, Maki walks back in with a curiously playful smirk on her face. "Oh, look who the cat dragged in. I'm surprised everything's still in tact in here." "Maki! Haven't seen you in a bit, hey!" "Hey." "I am gonna need to take these though." You laugh as he takes the snack bowl Maki was prepping and sits down onto a chair. Maki turns to you, laughing, "Tell Yuuta to hurry the hell up with my money." You join her as Yuuji looks at the two of you, still snacking cluelessly, "Does he owe you money or something?"

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fun facts☆

• yuuji is often times the one at fault when the trio’s pantry is bare bc he likes to snack while he does literally anything

• his contact in nobara’s phone is “resident muncher”

• maki and yuuji are almost like cousins-even though they don’t talk often, every time they do their conversation flows pretty well

A/N-

arguing w myself over which writing style i wanted to use the entire time i was writing this lolol hopefully it's not too obvious

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