I Hope This Genshin Player I Talked To Back In November Is Doing Well

It fucken WIMDY

Windy

Big Happy Family

K'Sante: We're like a big happy family!

K'Sante: And I'm the dad

K'Sante: And Yone's the mom!

Yone: Why am I the mom?

Yone: What gender roles are we pushing here?

Kayn: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not

Kayn: I'll be the gay emo cousin

Ezeral: I will be the son!

Ezreal: The hotshot whose only dream…

Ezreal: …is to be a star

Sett: I feel like I'd be a… fresh outta jail uncle

Aphelios: And I'm the sassy aunt

Aphelios: pulling his mask down with a shit-eating grin Who talks shit about everyone

GET BOOBA'D AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHEHAHAHA

how does it feel

It feels good

It feels very good -3-

I TOLD YOU

AND THEY'RE GETTING BOLDER

FIVE ALL AT ONCE FOLLOWED ME TODAY

TUMBLR I AM ON MY KNEES PLEASE STOP

OH MY GOOD GOLLY GEE JAMBA JUICE @aili-not-ally WAS RIGHT THE GIRLBOTS ARE BACK

Me, a religiously-repulsed human being: -sipping lemonade and shrugging-

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

fuck red and blue dynamics, WHO WEARS THE EXPENSIVE SILK PAJAMA SET AND WHO WEARS THE HOODIE AND SWEATPANTS

!!!

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Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

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I'm sick as a dog rn and I'm manifesting Matchablossom because I don't know why. So sick SK8 HCs~!

Matchablossom

-Kojiro has little siblings, and therefore also has the immune system of an ox, so he doesn't get sick that often. Kaoru on the other hand...

-When Kaoru gets sick, he's actually less bratty and whiny than usual. In fact, the only time he complains is if Kojiro leaves him alone when he's sick.

-Whenever Kojiro gets sick, Kaoru lets him lay his head in his lap or on his chest. His heartbeat lulls Kojiro to sleep immediately.

RedLotus

-Kaoru's inclination to illness is genetic, so Nako gets sick easily too. When that happens, Reki almost can't shut her up.

-She always asks for warmth even when she's 103 degrees, and good God, it bamboozles Reki to no end.

-Despite having little sisters, Reki gets sick a normal amount. He doesn't tell Nako when he does, but she's got a sixth sense about this kind of thing.

-She acts reluctant to take care of Reki, but in truth, Nako will not leave his side until he gets better.

EdeuxHive

-Kiiro only gets sick once in a blue moon, and when he does, it never lasts longer than thirty-six hours.

-Jaiyan, on the other hand, is prone to illness, and they almost can't function when they get sick.

-When they do, Kiiro refuses to let them do anything. Not that Jaiyan would've tried, because a fever is like pneumonia to their body.

-What Kiiro hates the most is when Jaiyan cries when they're sick, because it means they're in a lot of pain. It makes him feel like his heart is being shattered to pieces.

I wish I had someone like these guys to help me through what I'm going through 🥲 Why can't I get a girlfriend

@tsuunytsuun We must protect this bean with our lives

sorry not sorry

@tsuunytsuun 👀

get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you