NEVER

EdeuxHive + Miya

This dynamic is so great because it always involves a third person who is, for whatever reason, quite invested in watching two idiots dance around their feelings for each other.

I love you already

sorry not sorry

BRO HERE'S AN IDEA

What if Yona found out about Link and Sidon's crushes on each other and offered to marry Sidon to deflect suspicion? Fake arranged marriage go brrrr

which is hotter: the forge, the craftsman, or the heat in Runaan's

uh, cheeks

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

I cannot be the only one who wants her to be an absolute backflipping, neck-breaking, war-starting, shoe-throwing tea-sipping, iconic acrobaddie who would go to war for her children and can take down ten men in five minutes

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)

"Allergic to color"

MORTICIA FUCKING ADDAMS ARE YOU OKAY

WEDNESDAY'S SPENDING TIME WITH PROBABLY THE MOST COLORFUL SEMI-HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD AND SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE GOING INTO ANAPHYLAXIS

SERIOUSLY TISH ARE YOU OKAY

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

Ambrosious: JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING

Ballister: YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF

Ambrosious: NO I WON'T LOVE WILL KEEP ME WARM

Nimona, who shifted into a polar bear: You're idiots

Ambrosius and hoodies

because it's rainy here and I'm wearing a hoodie

I headcanon that Ambrosius loves wearing hoodies because it's good to pull it up at times he's in public and doesn't want fans to know he's around

Ballister kept telling him that since he wears it so often people will know it's him

Except some people also try buying the same hoodies Ambrosius buys and even knock off versions that look like it if that's all they can afford because they like copying his fashion choices

Some fans already interrupted a regular citizen with their hood up because of this so it's not so frequent that Ambrosius gets found out.

When the weather is cold, Ambrosius would wear two hoodies, an inner and outer type because one time, Ballister said he was cold and one of the few fans Ballister had at that time (pre-movie) overheard and offered him theirs.

While Ballister had been refusing, Ambrosius took off his own hoodie and even if he was freezing himself, he forced Ballister to wear it before walking away.

Saudi Arabia I... don't know

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Someone: disses Enid

Wednesday: -appearing out of nowhere- Hi

headcanon that whenever someone acts shitty towards enid, wednesday appears out of nowhere with murder on her mind

Update: Riju has joined the entourage! She's now my girlboss sister

Meeting Riju in TotK

Riju:

Link:

Riku: staring at Sidon Yunobo and Tulin's avatars

Link:

Riju: You gonna explain?

Link: They're my sons and my husband. Fuck you.