“Awk sure I did feel while bad for the poor wee critter asking her to marry him the wee pet he was while civil :(” –my very Northern Irish mother about Seward proposing to Lucy after my gothic-literature-obsessed dad and I peer pressured her into reading Dracula
Honorable mentions were her calling Dracula’s Brides “those three bitches” and calling Seward “the hospital boy”
not rlly sure how tumblr works but heres knife wife and the babygirl antichrist
Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.
Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you'll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?
Gideon: why are you so upset about this
Gideon: is it because you don't like me
what if the vengeful soul of the earth remembered the people who cared about her and braided her hair every morning. what then
(bonus because I know this is what you guys wanted and I'd hate to disappoint)
Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.
You know. To save space.