Spider-Jon, Spider-Jon
Climbs a wall cuz he’s so done
With Drac‘s shit, all of it
Almost there, just a bit
Don’t look! You’re high up, Jonathan!
Is he strong? Listen, bud
Vamps are out to drink his blood
Can he climb despite the dread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There climbs our Jonathan!
In the chill of night, a castle filled with undead
Ignoring the height
He arrives, just ahead!
Jonathan, Jonathan
How the heck did Jonathan-
Laws of physics? He’s ignored
A dusty room is his reward
Look 'round! A path‘s there Jonathan!
To him, falling is not a big deal
Drac’ cosplaying Jon makes him reel
So there goes our Jonathan!
please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc
tazmuir could simply rerelease gideon the ninth over and over again but from the perspective of all of the different characters at canaan house and i would be tuned the fuck in. like the drama of all of their different expectations and relationships…. coronabeth living her hot girl summer… judith experiencing Sapphic Hell…. isaac and jeannemary on the world’s weirdest family vacation…. palamedes living out a deeply repressed regency era romance…. silas filled with loathing for every single person there…. delightful. canaan house drives me crazy. it’s like if love island was survivor
Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.