It's So Foggy. I Like When The Weather Is Like This.

bro i'm not coming over the only drinks you have is nefarious elixer

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Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

I am by some aspects. I do not identify as such, but if wanting you makes a person Catholic, then, well. Who's to say.

fish fear me, god hates me, women want me for my capricious behavior and nasty demeanor

I ate an exp candy once, at Saturn's request.

“It was a mystery to her why Death had started using the place. Of course, he did have many of the qualities of a gentleman: he had a place in the country–a far, dark country–was unfailingly punctual, was courteous to all those he met–and sooner or later he met everyone–was well if soberly dressed, at home in any company and, proverbially, a good horseman.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

Rotom is in my TV and won't get out.

Jean Delville (1867-1953) - La justice d’autrefois, 1907-1914