They Should Make Versions Of The EXP Candies That Are Meant For Humans To Eat. Like Rock Candies Or Gummies

Put that guy into interval notation.

I wish I lived in Unova just so I could buy dangerous fireworks.

annoying the shit out of u is a love language that i'm fluent in

“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Reals gods require blood.”

— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via wooden-folks)

im just fucking with you my liege

Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

the sweet release of drinking a soda. Put me down for a nap carbonated beverage.

As an ex-cult leader I think I was pretty good at it.

you’re all ‘ohh i love hole’ but now when i’m about to throw you in this bottomless pit (which is a form of hole btw) you’re all ‘please spare me’ fucking hypocrite

Emotionally or mentally?

I need to be horizontal.