Fuck Dating Apps I Wanna Meet The Old Fashioned Way (he Watches Me Play At A Fête And Then I Invite

I can't unsee this

u know ur a tumblr local when u immediately come here to make sure ao3 is down and see people already posting about it. how dare ao3 be down and deprive me of my gay fanfiction. this is homophobic.

I can't unsee this

John by Paul

this makes me so embarassed for him i want to hide in a dark hole

Bilbo Baggins as text posts

Not the bingo I wanted to collect but okay

As someone who falls into 3 of these categories, I feel very called out by my own meme 😅

(Edit: Moved the alt text into the image description.)

I need a stronger slur for these two

In which John Lennon without glasses is blind as a bat and needs Paul to direct him where to go.

happy (belated?) birthday to beloved @big-barn-bed. the second i saw it was your birthday god herself gave me a mission to pick out paul's most whorish moments for you to enjoy ❤️