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whats fnafhs (full permission to infodump if u want)

ME APPEARING TO EXPLAIN MY HYPERFIXATION WHEN I WAS 9-12 YEARS OLD

okay

let's seee

fnafhs or five nights at freddy's highschool.

the homestuck for hispanic 2016 kids.

oh boyyyyy

OKAY, It all starts with eddochan, a mexican youtuber who made videos of gameplays, geeky stuff, and mini storytime animations or fandoms like yandere simulator.

She had a somewhat small community but she always released weekly videos, when fnaf rose to fame she made videos like gameplays and speedpaints of her human versions that could easily be the beta designs for fnafhs.

one day eddochan uploaded a video of "what would happen if the fnaf animatronics were teenagers?"

this video received enough support for eddochan to upload animated shorts of the characters from now on (and yes, the comment that started this is lost media)

the series was made for fun, it was not serious at all and over time it gained more and more fans and the series began to be taken more seriously visually and with a story somewhat...

ok, it's 2016, AN ERA OF HORRORS FOR FANDOMS, it was no surprise that the fnafhs fandom was seen by others as toxic for childish reasons and because it was full of kids, and adding that the story was a hodgepodge of highschool musical stereotypes and with no fidelity to the game beyond the names of the characters, that made fnaf fans hate this webseries and it's fandom.

anyway, the years passed and the series went through 3 seasons and little relevant miniseries but the third was the point of greatest decline, when the writing went to hell and it became sailor moon and forgor ABOUT ALL THE FUCKING PLOT WITH THE BANDS AND THE HIGHSCHOOL LIFE

seeing that people began to get disappointed and the third season required more production, Eddo had to cancel the series and some time later she made a series that failed.

now we are in 2022, fnafhs was dead and suddenly eddo came out of her cave and announced a REMAKE !1!1!1!

BUT

VUT

but.

☹️

the stars aligned and that same week it came to light that many voice actors from the main cast were doing horrible things.

and yk, predators, transphobic, groomers, lolicons, ALL THE SHIT, that obviously resonated not only in the fandom and eddo had to postpone things and disassociate these people from the project and others voluntarily disassociated themselves, ex: golden's voice actor mysteriously left the project and this year it was discovered that he had been grooming an underage fan for years.

Well, after these things that not only stained the reputation of the series but also Eddo's (who also had a couple of conflicts with the fandom on twt because they called her out bc of the queerbait and she even went so far as to make a CLEARLY trans-coded character a cis boy when in the series their gender was confusing to the cast and ambiguous, yk it was 2016, people confused tomboys w transmascs.)

WDYM THATS A CIS BOY????

in the series they used she/her pronouns, when people called out to eddo bc of her misinformation about lgbtq topics (in a fandom full of queer people) she tried to change this canon and made puppet enby wirt any pronouns, FINALLY

Currently the series is paused, Eddo was going to make an animated series, then a manga, not much is known since it was supposed to come out last year, but well, the fandom is more active on twt, There is now a fanmade remake that is well done for being made by fans and a fanmade movie in production.

this series it's just hispanic homestuck.

heres the first episode's designs !! (the style was progressively improving but this is the most iconic one)

2d season!!

eww eww fhs z3ro EW EWW

and FINALLY the official remake.

Cause You and I will always be back then.

Thats Why…

You and I will always be best friends.

The first scene with Stone in Sonic 4 should just be him starting his day, showering, getting dressed, making...coffee, yada yada but he's doing all of this with a very forced, I'm-on-the-brink-of-a-mental-breakdown, smile. To top it off (and to twist the knife deeper), all of this is happening while Mr. Sandman is playing in the background.

a skeleton walks into a bar.

"ouch."

gf doodles to get used to the style :))

So with the terrible Minecraft movie trailer dropping,

I've seen a lot of people bringing up better stories in the world of Minecraft, like Story Mode or the books or the SMPs, but may I add another option that would be a way better use of your time and money than the Minecraft movie (esp cuz its free)?

Animation Vs. Minecraft

(Note: contains out of context spoilers for this series to give you a sneak peek of what's waiting for you)

There's a good chance you've seen the first video, since it's one of the most watched minecraft videos on youtube, made by the same guy who did Animation vs Animator.

But did you know that the stick figures pick the game back up and continue the series?

There are now three completed seasons packed with fun episodic content that naturally blossoms into a larger, engrossing story that amounts to /several hours of animated content/. It's got fun characters, gorgeous fight scenes, and even musical numbers, all told with next to no dialogue!

The whole thing is a love letter to Minecraft, with way more passion and knowledge of the game than WBS.

New episodes would show off the latest updates, like when the main characters explored the ancient cities and lush caves before they were officially released.

There are even homages to the Minecraft animation community, such as the episode featuring Monster School (my favorite part of this is the way they purposefully imitate the old janky animation in Herobrine's movements)

Not a fan of piglins always being villains? While there's certainly some bad piglins in this series (though I'd argue they're under duress), the main cast also befriends some, include this adorable piglin child.

Still not over Reuben's death from MSM? Well they've also got a pig (named Reuben by the community), and it both doesn't die, and occasionally does some badassery himself!

Speaking of the action, this series doesn't just reference minecraft's world and creatures: it expands on the mechanics and worldbuilding, creating avenues for some truly incredible action that can only be achieved within minecraft. It takes full advantage of the medium and world.

My personal favorite example of this is the team's expansion on the Lucky Blocks mod, exploring the idea of a "randomizer" power to its fullest extent.

The action scenes are the kind where you have to watch them five times over because each character is doing something completely unique and fun.

Here is all the episodes of season 1 compiled in one video to get you started, though there are also playlists out there:

All in all, this series is funny, gripping, and adorable, and is worth your attention far better than some corporate schlock.

*STUPID. STUPID. STUPID. STUPID!

wait, isn't chara white in undertale?

Chara's design is inspired by the unused humans design since I believe in theory that says that Chara's skin got paler after their death in undertale

Look we all love Stobotnik and we all know sonic 4 is going to be them getting married but consider Stone becoming the most fucked up person. I need Stone to compartmentalize his grief so hard he forgets the most fundamental parts of his identity. I want him utterly emotionless catastrophic threat level. I want him to take over the world while losing himself. I want him to wear the motifs of Robotnik while destroying a badnik because it got damaged so it was useless. I want him to make metal sonic and give him the most diabolical identity issues. I want Robotnik to come back and Stone is a shell of the man they knew. I want Robotnik to come back and Stone feels nothing.