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if any of your friends still enjoy harry potter or the marauders, get rid of them, i don't give a shit how much you care about them, they do not care about you, they do not value your life, they would rather see you dead. GET RID OF THEM. THEY DO NOT DESERVE FRIENDS. FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE.

The biggest plot hole in chamber of secrets isn't the giant snake no one notices, no, it's that kids are stuck in some weird paralysed coma waiting for the plants to grow before they can get treatment.

Colin creevey lost 9 months of his first year of education because no one sent him to St Mungos for treatment. Like in the whole of the wizarding world there was no other batch of restorative draught? They had to wait for the bloody plants to grow manually meanwhile Hagrid is making his pumpkins grow using his umbrella.

Is it structural racism, neglect or inadequacy? I can't help but think if Colin was a pureblood or even a half blood, he would have gotten treatment sooner.

"Oh my bestie isn't texting me guess I'll actually wreck shit now bc then he'll talk to me right?"

i put my lover gently to sleep

Pretty sure he messages it everyday ✋🏻😭

I think Geto reactivated his old phone number and Gojo didn’t notice 🥹 He was sending messages there because he missed his Suguboo 🥺 And now he is angry lol

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

MY POOKIEEE

winter time ❄️

Lin still really needs to be set free from the actual mess he is in, my man did NOT sign up for any of this. I mean like literally he did but that's besides the point. How was dude supposed to know about Nice's boyfriend bestfriend?

they're in my stomach now! >:)

HI

*steals your cookies*

— hello!

not my cookies 😞