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I used to love him...and now he's like...a fucking edgelord. And what do his simps see in him?? He's so ugly...gosh.

What happened to Alastor being scary

The biggest thing I noticed in Hazbin Hotel that Alastor is not scary. He used to be mysterious, creepy, and intimidating. We didn't know what he was thinking. We didn't know how he was feeling. He was such a great character because we knew he was insanely powerful, but he didn't act like it. But now that the show has come out, he's not scary or intimidating. He's just an edgelord.

Pilot Alastor wouldn't make this. Here he's goofy, but in a bad way. Where's the mysterious Alastor? This guy's just like "HAHAHAH I'M SO EVIL >:)" but he just seems stupid?

He also says all these corny lines, like "This is your sign not to mess with the radio demon," (it was something like that) "I'm about to end your fucking life," and "Adam. First man, next to die." He sounds like he's a 12 year old role-playing a creepypasta. These aren't intimidating, he just sounds dumb, edgy, and cringy

ALSO he seriously needs to STOP saying FUCK. It wasn't popular slang in the early 1900's, so he probably would never say it, but it also doesn't fit his persona. A really unique part of him is that he doesn't swear much and he's always smiling. He shouldn't say "ornery old bitch" and he shouldn't say 'fuck you." They just don't fit him. If he wanted what he said to have impact, he would have said something like "she's such a bitter old woman, bless her soul." or when Lucifer says the hotel's name isn't very clever, he should've said "your highness, intelligence is in constant pursuit of you, but it seems you have always been faster" because subtle insults he thinks everyone else is too stupid to understand seems more like his style.

I'll excuse him saying fuck once or twice. Maybe when he breaks his staff, and once more in season two? But he says it too much to have impact.

TL;DR, Alastor's not scary because he's not mysterious. He's just an angry edgelord

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That's actually pretty interesting! I never knew that. I barely paid attention to the snake milking LOL.

So like... there's a million things to criticize about Harry Potter but folks... plz... I'm begging you... please understand that snake milking is a real thing that has nothing to do with extracting actual milk from reptilian tiddies. It's literally the process of extracting venom from a snake's fangs. People do this because snake venoms have medicinal uses. It annoys the snake, but there's nothing creepy about it.

Kina of itching to make a SatoSugu analysis after @everythingseasoning's analysis. (Check them out, they're amazing with their analyses)

I'll see if I have time for it.

i put my lover gently to sleep

JAYVIK NATION, STOP IT.

“In all timelines, in all possibilities

Only you can show me this.”

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

need them rn

back shots i guess