Al-is-not-well - My People Skills Are Rusty

New to tumblr, but I want to start posting here too since LockNation is spread out across multiple platforms 🥰⚔️💚. Here’s my drawing for the summer thinking cloth!! 🪻🌿✨

kill them with kindness. WRONG!!!!!! MAGNESIUM FLARE 💥💥💥💥💥🧪🧪🧪💥💥💥💥✨✨✨💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥✨✨✨✨✨💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧪🧪🧪✨✨✨🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧪🧪🧪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧪💥💥💥✨✨✨✨✨✨✨💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧪🧪💥💥💥💥💥🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥✨✨✨💥💥💥

"At the top of the steps the front gate swung gently, gently. It came slowly to a halt."

“my daughter is completely fine!”

ma’am your daughter has to read fanfics about fictional characters just to maintain a healthy mental state

i need luke thoughts…… im having luke/charlie bushnell brain rot…….

ok omg hi i just saw this & i’m in the mood for it SOOOO…. first thought that came to mind is luke is DEF the kind of bf to let you colour his tattoos 😫 he’d also 100% have your initial or name or smth tattooed somewhere on him…. probs was his first one too actually! i imagine it to be on his chest right above his heart and whenever u get jealous or upset or smth he just takes your hand and guides it to where the tattoo is and says smth like “no one else lives here but you” HOW COULD ANYONE BE MAD AT THAT???? 😣 luke is also a very good cook/baker except he specializes in breakfast foods specifically cause if one kid in the hermes cabin woke up earlier than usual they’d wake up all the others (i feel like anyone who’s lived in that cabin turns into a light sleeper out of fear LMAO 😭) n then they’d all wanna eat breakfast so luke would sneak into the kitchen n make pancakes n wtv 😇 (soz if chb doesn’t have a kitchen my pjo has been RUSTY LMAO) he doesn’t seem like the type to be this good at making food tho so you’re a little skeptical at first but he eventually convinces you to try one bite andddd let’s just say you will never be visiting a restaurant ever again 😁 also he & jason r part of the ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! club 😫 his arms r acc his fave feature and he LOVESSS when you’re walking together and you have your arms wrapped around his 😣 he always teases you about it too but then HE gets all upset if you separate yourself from him while you’re walking 🙁

Help me, he's soooooooooooooooooooo

Category is: losers being crazy in love with their cool girlfriends and going crazy after one touch

Lockwood: Barnes says children shouldn’t swear

Lockwood: So I'm swearing in ice cream flavours instead, and it's great, because he hates it and keeps telling me to stop

George: How on earth do you swear in ice cream flavours?

Lockwood: What the mint chocolate chip did you just say to me, punk? I'll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever-loving strawberry cheesecake out of you!

George:

George: that was beautiful

I think it was @/needleswitches on twitter who said if they all had dogs, Kipps’ would be a dalmatian. So I present: Kipps and pupper when they see a ghost