God My Friend Is So Fucking Talented

Hell actually exists but only for people who want to talk about philosophy while refusing to read any primary texts

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

laughed at this image for five minutes straight today

Orcanize and find your pod.

the asexual double edged sword is that a lot of people, particularly queer discoursers(tm) online, are really really rancid about ace people who have sex, I mean like stunningly awful, so naturally sex favorable/indifferent asexuals will be very keen on making sure that they aren't erased within their own community and that people at large know they exist. at the same time, people are also Very Bad about ace people who don't have sex, and sex averse/repulsed asexuals face a lot of pressure both on societal and interpersonal scales to submit to sex that they don't want, and so naturally it'll really rub them the wrong way to constantly have "but don't worry, ace people can still conform to the societal expectation!" appended to their PSAs about their experiences of asexuality. and so everyone's just kinda upset and annoyed all the time when instead it should be peace and love on planet ace.

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

Dangerous animals

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

I bring a passionate 18th style platonic attraction to the function that the amatonormitivity/relationship hierarchy fans can’t handle.

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have