An Analysis Of Josh's Musical Roles (brought To You By Unhindered Brain Worms)

raskolnikov from crime and punishment would never survive if he had a period

thinking about how steven spielberg wanted the gestapo agent in the first indiana jones movie to be a cyborg with a mechanical arm that could switch back and forth between a machine gun and a flamethrower and how george lucas of all people had to be the one to tell him that it was too over the top

most of war and peace is just men creating issues for themselves while women suffer the worst horrors imaginable.

too often russian lit fans overlap with a fandom that i hate so deep down in my soul… it crushes me.

WHY ARE THERE NAKED WOMEN UNDER THE LEO TOLSTOY TAG???????? THAT IS NOT LEO TOLSTOY!!!!!! THOSE ARE BOOBS!!!!

i know war and peace being the most expensive film of it’s time has been disproven, but does anyone know about the claim that it has the highest number of locations for any film up until it’s release?

so crazy to me how many ppl act like not knowing abt major global events is normal and think of things like reading the news as the hobby of certain individuals rather than um recognizing that staying informed about the planet is like ? essential?

freddie looks like he’s thinking “who’s kid just walked on stage”

Leia's worst online PR scandal is when a political opponent tried to say something mean about her kids so she pointed out that his no longer talked to him, in a space tweet that stayed up for 25 minutes and was screen-shotted 14 million times from across the galaxy. Luke and Lando's worst online PR scandal was the time they both joined the same mlm scheme for 3 months and had to issue a joint apology . Han has never had an online PR scandal because despite the fact that his handle is @/therealhansolo he has three followers and his only other social media is spfacebook which he uses exclusively to get into parent shaming fights with Isolder, Wedge's worst online PR scandal is when a major holo news channel posts an article that referred to him as "an lgbtq ally" and he space qrts it with "I am not" without specifying that he is not because he is bisexual and then turned his phone off for 14 hours.

my most unpopular take on war and peace is that i dislike andrei. it’s not that i don’t understand him, he’s definitely an interesting character, but i’ve never been able to get over how he treated lise.