Aldenhan - Rosie

what does he think happens in war and peace

this may be an insane take but i really don’t think anatoly ever had any intention of actually formally divorcing svetlana even if he could’ve. this may just be part of my subconscious vendetta against him but i also just think that he needs her despite how awfully he treats her.

i’ve seen ppl criticize both kitty and natasha for being tolstoy’s overly stereotypical girl characters and while i hate tolstoy and think he was a misogynist, those girls are also just like me… so. maybe he was onto something there.

my ask box is open so pls leave me asks related to war and peace or chess or literally anything!!

I feel like my need to neurodivergently over-explain every joke makes me look like a drunken Regency aristocrat chortling at the antics of the poor. I'm laughing at funny dog videos like "Ha! Ha! Ha! The hound is comporting himself in a manner as more befits a man, but he is a hound! How capital!"

Leia's worst online PR scandal is when a political opponent tried to say something mean about her kids so she pointed out that his no longer talked to him, in a space tweet that stayed up for 25 minutes and was screen-shotted 14 million times from across the galaxy. Luke and Lando's worst online PR scandal was the time they both joined the same mlm scheme for 3 months and had to issue a joint apology . Han has never had an online PR scandal because despite the fact that his handle is @/therealhansolo he has three followers and his only other social media is spfacebook which he uses exclusively to get into parent shaming fights with Isolder, Wedge's worst online PR scandal is when a major holo news channel posts an article that referred to him as "an lgbtq ally" and he space qrts it with "I am not" without specifying that he is not because he is bisexual and then turned his phone off for 14 hours.

War and peace as the onion headlines part FOUR!!! WOWIE! THAT'S A LOT OF HEADLINES HUH!!!!

and finally: dr lorrain

the way the great comet is structured makes me think so much even though i know you’re meant to just accept that it’s different. im sorry i cannot do that. pierre says “i should visit, i hear she is more beautiful than ever” and all i can think about is how he saw her last week.

i was wondering why platon karataev already had a tumblr tag but apparently there’s a hungarian band named after him… u learn something new every day

this photo is very in character to me actually. he looks a little scared to have his arms around her and that’s about right for anatoly and svetlana.