If I Had A Nickel For Every Time Simon Lewis Had A Male Best Friend That Tragically Died Young, I’d

@somedamslytherindemigod2 just started reading the last hours. A round of applause for her and her noticing heronstairs in the first page.

My math teacher watches anime and has a cat called Darth Vader, and has read Dune and LOTR.

WTF? What alternate universe is this? I'm not sure I like it.

I hope the ghost of Emily Brontë haunts Emerald Fennell for the rest of her life.

🍄 🍁 🐌 🐜 🪳✨ // Omphalotus illudens, the bioluminescent jack o' lantern mushroom // gouache on paper

“She read paperbacks too, one after the next like she was chain-smoking—romance, science fiction, old pulp fantasy. All she wanted to do was sit, unbothered in a circle of lamplight, and live someone else’s life.”

―Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo

Being a writer is hard, what do you mean I can write the most beautiful poetry and flawless texts marvelous enough to awe Brönte or Dostoyevsky at 3 am but then I can't speak a sentence without either cursing like a sailor or pulling the most vulgar metaphors. Who dared to curse me in such a torturous and medieval way, forcing me to speak like I was born in the lower years of the 2000's, which I indeed was (but that's not the point).

I continue to be obsessed with Clary's commitment to fucking hating Valentine

shut the hell up this is one of the funniest things Magnus has ever said 😭

How we look, asking Cassie for another KitTy crumb after starving for months

Alec describing Jace’s behaviour when he is trying to befriend you as “he just spent a lot of time in your presence until you got used to him being there, which he was clearly now doing with regard to Simon” makes so much sense.

which is funnily enough also Alec accidentally predicting almost the full plot of cofa.