1. Do NOT dare MC to do anything. Time and again it’s come to show that they WILL do literally anything you dare them to.
2. Do NOT tell MC that the house of lamentation has secret passageways, they will eventually find them and then we’re all in trouble.
3. Don’t allow MC to wander the forest in our backyard alone. If the soul sprites find them, it’s over, MC would absolutely follow them and we’re never seeing them again.
4. If MC is at RAD, one brother should know where they are at all times, the last time they were unsupervised, the culture club took them to the highest turret to show where students used to be suspended by their wrists as punishment.
5. Asmo; stop encouraging MC to get kidnapped, it is not romantic and no it never “turns out like in the movies”.
6. As a continuation, Belphegor, stop trying to get MC kidnapped by saying “you should beat your kidnapped record from last month”.
7. Mammon, stop taking MC to the casinos so they can be your distraction piece. Also, STOP BETTING MC AND YOUR OTHER BROTHERS AS PART OF THE WAGER. I do not care how much better you gamble when they’re at risk, STOP IT.
8. Belphegor, stop telling MC the stars look better from the roof, you know there is no railing up there and it’s lucky Beel was there last time to grab them since Solomon kept yelling “DO A BACK FLIP”.
9. Satan, please hide your most dangerous spell books in plain sight. The more you try to put them in obscure or dark places, the more MC wants to read them.
10. Levi, MC can’t hold their breath as long as you so please stop taking them to the lake to try to show them the underwater city until we buy them proper diving gear.
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And, since this was all sent over the group text, which MC can see, of course they immediately go searching for soul sprites and secret passages.
((Masterlist))
please someone feed shuichi
Chapter #8 of Episode of Heartslabyul has arrived along with the Halloween season. #5 of the comic anthology will come soon after, thank you for the wait
Cubari | Mangadex
Always an angel never a God
PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM
I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.
A piece of advice about TWST Anime
Guys, yes, it's official news: we are getting an animation of Twisted Wonderland.
But I want you to know something: Yana Toboso didn't know about it until yesterday's evening (Japan Time). And her staff made a post yesterday on her Twitter account asking for us fans to stop asking questions from her since she didn't have further information on this matter.
Let's respect her, please. That's everything I'm asking for you.
She has worked hard, she has been doing what she loves, she has been giving us her time and her effort on those characters we love. Let's just be patient for her to confirm if she's part of the team working on the Anime.
Let's stop sending messages or being toxic on it —because yes, I've seen many toxic comments over every social media.
Let's hope for the best to come ♡
Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you
Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.
hi bby just checking in i hope you’re good and safe my love! 🤍
hiii sweetheart!! thank you so much, I'm fine thankfully but the situation general in Turkey is not okay. we have already lost above 6000 people and the number is increasing rapidly. i have friends in the earthquake zone, they're fine but they can't seem to go to a safe place cus the roads are also collapsed. all i can do is pray for them.
also im leaving a link here in case anyone would be interested in donating, it would mean a lot to me and basically everyone in Turkey. all of us are trying our best to help and even if its the tiniest of generosity, it means so much more than to us. 🙏
Do you love me?
Ok so, vibe with me man, gender hidden yuu au. Like they arrive and Crowley starts talking about the school and casually mentions it's an all boys school. He like, turns around while yuu is having a full Mulan moment. Where did they get the sword? Why are they cutting their hair? And yuu is just, anime and Disney prepared me for this moment. It's almost magical how fast they get their hands on a binder. And how committed they are to their nonexistent dick. (Sorry if typos)
how committed they are to their nonexistent dick SENT ME LMFAO
ok but imagine. gender hidden yuu but its like just them being REALLY INTO THE TROPE. they’re literally just doing it for shits and giggles it literally does not matter.
Crowley is like “holy shit what the fuck wait you really don’t have to do that???” and yuu is like “I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT I WILL DO WHAT I MUST. DO NOT TRY TO STOP ME”
honestly. whens their big reveal gonna be. who’s gonna find out first. how’s it gonna go. are they gonna make it to the end of the year without anyone finding out? are they gonna have a big Dramatic Reveal moment where they rip off their binder and slap it on the ground?
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yuu: i fooled ALL OF YOU. i LIED about how BIG MY DICK IS
deuce: yuu we love you but i think thats too much infor--
yuu, cackling like a madman : i DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ONE
deuce:
deuce: what