Alectronani - ♡ Sleepy ♡

I'm still heartbroken

Mark me down as scared and horny.

wild / wanton

zag being subtly influenced by the boons he picks up: goddess edition 🔥

yosuke, seeing yu hanging with marie: hey, who’s that

yu: oh, she’s a friend

yosuke, immediately turning to marie:

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Malleus: Child of man.

Yuu: Yeah?

Malleus: Knock, knock.

Yuu: Who's there?

Malleus: When, where.

Yuu: When, where, who?

Malleus: Tomorrow night, my room, you and me.

Yuu: OOoohh!

Grim, under his breath: Damn, that was smooth.

Ok so, vibe with me man, gender hidden yuu au. Like they arrive and Crowley starts talking about the school and casually mentions it's an all boys school. He like, turns around while yuu is having a full Mulan moment. Where did they get the sword? Why are they cutting their hair? And yuu is just, anime and Disney prepared me for this moment. It's almost magical how fast they get their hands on a binder. And how committed they are to their nonexistent dick. (Sorry if typos)

how committed they are to their nonexistent dick SENT ME LMFAO 

ok but imagine. gender hidden yuu but its like just them being REALLY INTO THE TROPE. they’re literally just doing it for shits and giggles it literally does not matter.

Crowley is like “holy shit what the fuck wait you really don’t have to do that???” and yuu is like “I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT I WILL DO WHAT I MUST. DO NOT TRY TO STOP ME”

honestly. whens their big reveal gonna be. who’s gonna find out first. how’s it gonna go. are they gonna make it to the end of the year without anyone finding out? are they gonna have a big Dramatic Reveal moment where they rip off their binder and slap it on the ground? 

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yuu: i fooled ALL OF YOU. i LIED about how BIG MY DICK IS

deuce: yuu we love you but i think thats too much infor--

yuu, cackling like a madman : i DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ONE 

deuce:

deuce: what

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Rook no longer uses archery to solve problems

And i forgot to add his name but i can't edit this properly rn, so imagine whatever you'd like there