Yall Think MC Ever Drags Beel Along By The Hand Forgetting Hes A Whole Over 6'4" And Is Eye Level With

Okay so as I’m rereading TQON I got to the part where Jude wakes up from a couple days of healing and The Bomb is gonna take out her stitches. We all know the line Cardan says when she tells him to leave ‘this is my room and that’s my wife’ iconic of course. But I also really love The Bomb’s response ‘so you keep telling everyone’ because they can’t lie. So I’m just imagining him running around telling everyone.

Random servant: would you like some tea sir?

Cardan: Jude is my wife

Vivi & Taryn & Oak & Heather arriving at the palace literally haven’t even said again yet

Cardan: Jude is my wife and we’re family now! Come hug your brother in law!

Fey coming to Cardan with a dispute

Cardan: *interrupting* do you know Jude Duarte? Yeah she’s my wife! Jude Greenbrier now! I wish I could take her last name but I feel like that wouldn’t go over well with like anyone in elfhame.

Malleyuu divorce arc real

when your archon keeps fraternizing with the enemy of the state

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

CHAPTER 5 TOMORROW!!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOW

wild / wanton

zag being subtly influenced by the boons he picks up: goddess edition 🔥

I made a wallpaper.

Feel free using for your phone.

I got screenshots from hannah (YouTube)

MC, summoning Asmodeous:

Stupid Bitch

Come here

I summon thee thot

I WANT THAT ASMO CARD