i think i would have liked barbie better if it had ended with allan escaping barbieland and somehow stumbling into hollywood and changing his name to michael cera therefore addressing that old meme about how michael cera looks like someone who one day literally wandered onto a movie set walked into a camera frame not knowing where he was cause he got lost and the director just decided to keep him
Rook no longer uses archery to solve problems
And i forgot to add his name but i can't edit this properly rn, so imagine whatever you'd like there
I see your canon Kamukura and choose to believe he’s sassy anyways. (Bonus points to who gets the reference in the second panel.
DISNEY + STORYBOOK OPENINGS
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Pinocchio (1940) Cinderella (1950) Sleeping Beauty (1959) The Sword in the Stone (1963) The Jungle Book (1967) Robin Hood (1973) Enchanted (2007)
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"Fuck you my child is fine!"
Ma'am your child uses fiction as an escape mechanism and would rather be fighting a bunch of demons and permanently being at the risk of dying any moment than live in real life.
Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.
Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?
Yuu: ...
Yuu: Hmmm...
Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?
Yuu: HMMMM...