Don't Stop Talking About Them. We Need To Be Their Voice.

CHOOSE

YOUR

MC

(romantic or platonic;)

Ok yes mammon x mc is amazing and has that ride or die best friends who are in love soulmate energy

But lucifer x mc is so...compelling???

Specially S1 om! & S1 nightbringer lucifer x mc

It's enemies to reluctant allies to friends to more

It's the straight laced grumpy one x the sunny chaotic one determined to annoy him to hell and back

It's "I don't trust you, hell sometimes I don't even like you, but I need you"

It's caring deeply about each other but being annoying about it because they're both in this stubborn competition to see who can go the longest without admitting they like the other

It's "we don't trust each other, we don't get along but we understand each other and we're working towards the same goal (keeping our family safe) so we have to work together" only to find out they work well together

It's "I'm going to push all your buttons but I'm also going to be so protective of you"

It's "no one has ever spoken to me like this and that's frustrating but interesting"

It's "the day has been long and taxing and we're tired but we're going to find each other, sit with each other in companionable silence, exist next to each other for a moment and rest our bones"

It's the formation of unconditional loyalty and devotion without either even realising it

It's bullying him into healthy self care

It's teaching them a skill, running them through drills over & over and being proud when they use it, when he sees how much they've grown

It's "I'll kill for you" & "I'll die for you" and it goes both ways

It's a little bit unhealthy but by god is it interesting and intriguing and by god do you want to see where it goes

It's literally all my favourite ship dynamics all squished together

Love mammon x mc to death, and they just make sense but lucifer x mc feels like something that was catered to fit all my shipping tastes

Reblog if you think boys can wear makeup!

I’m trying to prove people wrong.

I think boys can wear makeup, and I hate seeing people bring them ( boys wearing makeup) down.

Crowley: Call the kids, they’re not listening to me

MC: I’m not their mom

Crowley: Just do it

MC, to the bunch of boys on the other side of the field: OKAY EVERYONE! Line up, we’re going back to out dorms!

The first years: *Immediately following like ducklings*

Crowley:

MC: no listen LISTEN I’m not their-

Grim: MOM I’m hungry!

MC: WE HAVE FOOD IN THE DORM!

All those Paradox Live 2nd Anniversary illustrations are TOO GORGEOUS!

They’ll be holding a special live broadcast tomorrow! Can’t wait! 

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

Thank you all for your continued patience! Chapter 4 is now out, and oh no… what have these three (four…?!) gotten themselves into… Please expect a release of the first chapter of the Twisted Wonderland Anthology: Volume 2 very soon!

Read Here!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

CHAPTER 5 TOMORROW!!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOW