Embrace The Cringe.

stardew valley isn’t relaxing to me bc it’s a particularly chill or simple game. stardew valley is relaxing because it gives me a controlled outlet to obsessively micromanage something and get consistent positive results. nothing heals my soul quite like creating increasingly elaborate spreadsheets for my crops and carefully calculating the optimal times to upgrade my tools

"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

Dick Grayson is a DIVA!

when superheroes start to refer to another guy as their "partner" and talk about how much they trust and adore them, thats when i start to get the glitter because wtf are you talking about, fruitcake.......

My Kryptonite

Am writing my assignment on researchers and saying ‘the researcher’ and they/theming constantly makes me feel like im writing stardew fanfic lol

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

"inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield" used to mean something in this country